I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2748. | Ron (ronsl) | 82.02 | 97.3% | 2025-05-19 |
| 2749. | Hudson Wang (hudswang) | 82.00 | 97% | 2024-12-12 |
| 2750. | Aram X (raidalaotibi) | 82.00 | 97.3% | 2023-12-21 |
| 2751. | Luucifer (luucifer) | 82.00 | 97.1% | 2024-01-16 |
| 2752. | DrDizzco (drdizzco) | 81.99 | 97% | 2024-12-03 |
| 2753. | Dvorak (dvorakattack) | 81.98 | 96% | 2025-12-28 |
| 2754. | Maximillian (gauss_307) | 81.96 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 2755. | Slasura (slasura) | 81.94 | 96.7% | 2024-03-18 |
| 2756. | av (bsod2528) | 81.93 | 95.5% | 2023-06-07 |
| 2757. | life (arkrxn_) | 81.91 | 96.4% | 2024-10-04 |
| 2758. | Zane (zhutcho) | 81.90 | 98.4% | 2024-03-27 |
| 2759. | donkeysbanana (donkeysbanana) | 81.87 | 98% | 2024-10-03 |
| 2760. | Pochiii (pochiii) | 81.84 | 98.3% | 2023-07-08 |
| 2761. | aladino_lk (aladino_lk) | 81.83 | 98.7% | 2024-11-19 |
| 2762. | spaceraccoon (coders_lord) | 81.82 | 96% | 2025-06-08 |
| 2763. | Humbble (freedom97) | 81.80 | 96.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 2764. | Fluffy (fluffycloudfrog) | 81.78 | 97% | 2025-10-30 |
| 2765. | Juan (vlect2) | 81.78 | 95% | 2023-04-29 |
| 2766. | Noggie (noggie) | 81.78 | 96.1% | 2023-08-05 |
| 2767. | b (3betpunts) | 81.77 | 97.6% | 2024-09-28 |
| 2768. | EO (eo_37) | 81.76 | 96.6% | 2024-03-11 |
| 2769. | sol (solshad) | 81.75 | 98% | 2024-03-24 |
| 2770. | Tanver (tanverrupos) | 81.74 | 98% | 2024-04-25 |
| 2771. | edward (soundestloki891) | 81.72 | 97.3% | 2024-03-07 |
| 2772. | Dejwani (dejwani) | 81.67 | 95.6% | 2024-07-08 |
| 2773. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 81.64 | 95.4% | 2024-05-06 |
| 2774. | Man (smortman) | 81.61 | 98.6% | 2023-05-30 |
| 2775. | Jennifer (jaden316) | 81.60 | 99.2% | 2025-01-23 |
| 2776. | Wwuly (wwuly) | 81.59 | 97.3% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2777. | Skraber (vilfred) | 81.58 | 96.2% | 2025-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |