So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33794. | karem (karem_elshendy) | 45.36 | 94% | 2022-10-07 |
| 33795. | jack (leafies) | 45.36 | 88% | 2012-12-07 |
| 33796. | cat (catmeow1) | 45.36 | 96% | 2012-01-10 |
| 33797. | Madin (madin_gov) | 45.35 | 95% | 2023-03-08 |
| 33798. | Cheeseperson (cheeseyman) | 45.35 | 93% | 2023-03-05 |
| 33799. | bilal (billaaal) | 45.35 | 95.4% | 2021-01-30 |
| 33800. | Avelansh (avelansh) | 45.35 | 88% | 2012-11-19 |
| 33801. | God’s power beat wealth, ... | 45.34 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 33802. | Rohan (majjir) | 45.34 | 93% | 2019-12-18 |
| 33803. | yawa (yawa) | 45.34 | — | 2010-04-02 |
| 33804. | Nam (namnq) | 45.33 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 33805. | Mark (rampagingmoose) | 45.32 | 91% | 2016-10-05 |
| 33806. | Juha-Pekka (juhisp) | 45.32 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 33807. | Andrew (neverland) | 45.32 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 33808. | satyam (crazylad) | 45.32 | 97% | 2017-03-01 |
| 33809. | Bekzhan (bekzhan29) | 45.32 | 97% | 2012-06-12 |
| 33810. | Ahmed (aboauf) | 45.31 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 33811. | Bryce (pennydog13) | 45.31 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| 33812. | Vivan Sharma (vivansharma) | 45.31 | 94% | 2023-01-12 |
| 33813. | Tanzia ♫ (tanzi) | 45.31 | 92% | 2014-09-26 |
| 33814. | Jose (fluffycloud71) | 45.31 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 33815. | utnwfyutlwftyulhwt (coleman... | 45.31 | 85% | 2015-06-10 |
| 33816. | Bertie (sunstonesharptor) | 45.30 | 94% | 2021-01-17 |
| 33817. | Renzo (bumbum_12) | 45.30 | 94% | 2023-06-08 |
| 33818. | matiullah (qais_007) | 45.30 | 93% | 2022-10-06 |
| 33819. | 1488 (1488) | 45.30 | 94% | 2018-07-30 |
| 33820. | Osher (destinycoat) | 45.30 | 89% | 2016-09-11 |
| 33821. | Daniel (zeruberusu) | 45.30 | 92% | 2014-09-23 |
| 33822. | Yunus (yunuskoca) | 45.29 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
| 33823. | Tien (lienetn) | 45.29 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |