As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3759. | ☻ (sachinjangra0) | 102.42 | 97% | 2016-07-19 |
| 3760. | Edward (moshizie) | 102.41 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 3761. | Paul (pjr8) | 102.40 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
| 3762. | M5 (mariahendrikx) | 102.40 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
| 3763. | aaaa (guest77) | 102.39 | 94% | 2015-05-31 |
| 3764. | Ethan (ethaner63) | 102.38 | 98% | 2017-06-26 |
| 3765. | Jorisen (nived_soul) | 102.37 | 98.3% | 2024-02-26 |
| 3766. | Lazy Dog (situation_abnormal) | 102.37 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 3767. | allan (zhangerbanger) | 102.37 | 98% | 2018-10-14 |
| 3768. | Chris (planedriver) | 102.37 | 95% | 2017-03-24 |
| 3769. | Longhorns Rule (kjbqwerty) | 102.37 | 95% | 2016-11-03 |
| 3770. | HMan (edhac) | 102.36 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 3771. | p1e (jackholly) | 102.36 | 97% | 2018-03-27 |
| 3772. | Shonnnn (shon2) | 102.35 | 97% | 2016-02-15 |
| 3773. | doge (muchtypewow) | 102.35 | 94% | 2017-05-25 |
| 3774. | mogh (mogh) | 102.35 | 98.4% | 2024-04-09 |
| 3775. | Aris (aslabaugh1496) | 102.34 | 100% | 2022-12-07 |
| 3776. | Bara (mrbobby) | 102.34 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3777. | cody (ocdy1001) | 102.34 | 97.8% | 2024-02-11 |
| 3778. | 18K.ca (hunterwoodchase) | 102.34 | 98% | 2020-10-13 |
| 3779. | Yeet (fluffiluffiguis) | 102.34 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 3780. | Saucter (saucter) | 102.33 | 97% | 2022-09-09 |
| 3781. | tstats[harveycoolestkid69] ... | 102.33 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 3782. | JJ (snyderator) | 102.33 | 96.8% | 2025-01-06 |
| 3783. | AL1 (al1_16) | 102.32 | 99% | 2019-08-29 |
| 3784. | Juliet 3 (buckles7809) | 102.32 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 3785. | HazeltheBear (hazelthebear) | 102.32 | 98% | 2015-11-13 |
| 3786. | ariel (arielsoko) | 102.31 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 3787. | Shane (shane_woosh) | 102.31 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 3788. | Cisco (typer87) | 102.30 | 97.5% | 2025-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |