As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16885. | Bryan (jamgam) | 68.70 | 97% | 2019-09-25 |
| 16886. | Stable (delux77) | 68.70 | 94% | 2015-12-04 |
| 16887. | Alejandro (akakmx) | 68.70 | 97% | 2018-02-04 |
| 16888. | Sanmeel (sanmeel) | 68.69 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 16889. | cobalt (cobaltp) | 68.69 | 95% | 2023-05-01 |
| 16890. | tstats[anotherbandkid] (ano... | 68.69 | 93% | 2015-09-27 |
| 16891. | NonStop (nonstopgamer) | 68.69 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 16892. | typing (ishard) | 68.69 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 16893. | wowzers (hi_imaleks) | 68.69 | 95% | 2020-11-15 |
| 16894. | earomc (earomc) | 68.69 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 16895. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 68.69 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 16896. | FrostyInfinitum (frostyinfi... | 68.68 | 96% | 2021-12-28 |
| 16897. | Shuyomakiki (tonystark13) | 68.68 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 16898. | Jethro (jethrofort) | 68.68 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 16899. | Vincent (pachomme) | 68.68 | 98% | 2018-07-23 |
| 16900. | High (highbeach) | 68.68 | 96% | 2019-11-24 |
| 16901. | Joe (agentcursez) | 68.67 | 90% | 2016-08-26 |
| 16902. | kathol (kathol) | 68.67 | 97% | 2020-01-16 |
| 16903. | hotmama (jaggid) | 68.67 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
| 16904. | Leonardo (zeshi) | 68.67 | 86% | 2016-01-13 |
| 16905. | J (fluffernutter345) | 68.67 | 99% | 2015-11-21 |
| 16906. | Ryan (ryanbrwr) | 68.66 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 16907. | Daniel (dannymon77) | 68.66 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 16908. | ExtraSauce (thundertyping) | 68.66 | 95% | 2021-12-13 |
| 16909. | Aparesh (aparex) | 68.66 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 16910. | pontus (sytraxz) | 68.65 | 96.6% | 2023-08-31 |
| 16911. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 68.65 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 16912. | Kon (mrhardrocker98) | 68.65 | 88% | 2016-06-01 |
| 16913. | Rohit (flymonkeyfly) | 68.65 | 95% | 2016-01-15 |
| 16914. | Sang Yoon (the_big_d_1228) | 68.64 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |