I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6534. | Bekzhan (bekzhan29) | 99.56 | 98% | 2018-04-22 |
| 6535. | ethan (ethanbakerdowdell) | 99.55 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
| 6536. | John (ludeke) | 99.55 | 97% | 2024-04-02 |
| 6537. | Richard (richard8255) | 99.55 | 99% | 2017-07-15 |
| 6538. | Z (zidan119) | 99.54 | 97.7% | 2025-01-24 |
| 6539. | Cripler (cripler07) | 99.54 | 98% | 2024-03-27 |
| 6540. | Ron (rounakc18) | 99.54 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 6541. | Jake (zexerf) | 99.54 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 6542. | Alexey (reggies) | 99.54 | 98% | 2017-06-28 |
| 6543. | Aaron (drstaan) | 99.53 | 99% | 2024-10-22 |
| 6544. | pen (lock3r) | 99.53 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 6545. | Jared (varmitz1) | 99.53 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 6546. | New typer (otherslowtyper) | 99.53 | 98.8% | 2024-01-25 |
| 6547. | Yash (rubikstyper) | 99.53 | 99% | 2025-04-13 |
| 6548. | Steve (sanptyper) | 99.53 | 100% | 2021-04-21 |
| 6549. | Danan (dananbookworm) | 99.53 | 98% | 2018-04-30 |
| 6550. | Marco (rxmarko) | 99.52 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 6551. | egork1dd (egorkidd) | 99.52 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 6552. | Flubbas (flubbas) | 99.52 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 6553. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 99.52 | 99% | 2021-05-16 |
| 6554. | k41tr14 (crispyseaweed429) | 99.52 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 6555. | Laurel (bahgoesthegoat) | 99.51 | 99% | 2017-10-07 |
| 6556. | Paruki- (paruki) | 99.51 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 6557. | Orton (ortxn) | 99.50 | 99.4% | 2025-02-21 |
| 6558. | Abdullah (abualakhras) | 99.50 | 99.4% | 2024-01-15 |
| 6559. | adam (ez11) | 99.50 | 96% | 2017-05-26 |
| 6560. | koen (chromoplast) | 99.49 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 6561. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 99.49 | 98% | 2018-08-29 |
| 6562. | Shadia (shxdia) | 99.48 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 6563. | Alisher (saegl) | 99.48 | 100% | 2023-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |