So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31269. | Blake (xxsnakespitxx) | 49.57 | 93% | 2012-10-29 |
| 31270. | dirty fingers (dirty_fingers) | 49.57 | — | 2009-09-10 |
| 31271. | (cyril200x) | 49.57 | 91% | 2012-07-06 |
| 31272. | CentOS (cutie_pie1) | 49.56 | 95% | 2023-07-24 |
| 31273. | (pyramid1) | 49.56 | 93% | 2021-04-20 |
| 31274. | Ad (shmldb) | 49.56 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 31275. | (ywswing) | 49.56 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 31276. | (chibipac) | 49.56 | — | 2009-09-24 |
| 31277. | (souther1) | 49.55 | 94.3% | 2021-02-20 |
| 31278. | (sgoldins) | 49.55 | 94% | 2019-02-09 |
| 31279. | (_irt_) | 49.55 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 31280. | (pvivek) | 49.55 | 94% | 2016-06-25 |
| 31281. | (over90) | 49.55 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 31282. | (gwapotangtanan) | 49.55 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 31283. | (dlee79) | 49.55 | 92% | 2012-09-18 |
| 31284. | Diego (darp) | 49.55 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 31285. | hua (flowersoya) | 49.54 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 31286. | (ggbinod) | 49.54 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
| 31287. | Jason (jasonbourne) | 49.54 | — | 2009-09-09 |
| 31288. | (monkey_d_shadow) | 49.54 | 92% | 2011-05-10 |
| 31289. | (concernednecron) | 49.53 | 92% | 2022-05-08 |
| 31290. | (jueyz) | 49.53 | 94% | 2021-02-10 |
| 31291. | (aldrnari) | 49.53 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
| 31292. | (jgkage) | 49.53 | 94% | 2021-01-10 |
| 31293. | (ronnel012188) | 49.53 | 93% | 2013-01-21 |
| 31294. | (zavedahmadca707) | 49.52 | 95% | 2022-04-22 |
| 31295. | (joelhawkgaming) | 49.52 | 91% | 2014-01-26 |
| 31296. | (baketd1) | 49.52 | 85% | 2014-06-04 |
| 31297. | Punctual (punctual) | 49.52 | 96% | 2011-07-16 |
| 31298. | Boris (borix) | 49.52 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |