Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6752. | Wilco (clementineman) | 93.65 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 6753. | Kevin (kxvinkim) | 93.65 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 6754. | Elly (leikezem) | 93.65 | 97% | 2014-02-03 |
| 6755. | ArchonToast (arch_types) | 93.65 | 96.9% | 2023-05-24 |
| 6756. | Simon (state804) | 93.64 | 97% | 2013-07-29 |
| 6757. | Scorekeeper (100plusaverage) | 93.64 | 95.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 6758. | Alex (agnst) | 93.64 | 100% | 2022-07-04 |
| 6759. | twitch.tv/blumintea (8lava) | 93.63 | 97% | 2016-05-29 |
| 6760. | Sir (sirezekiel) | 93.63 | — | 2009-01-26 |
| 6761. | Adam (kmine) | 93.63 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 6762. | nofn (rendangspagbol) | 93.63 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
| 6763. | Miguel (mremperus) | 93.62 | 89% | 2011-06-25 |
| 6764. | Seva (elemennop) | 93.62 | — | 2008-09-27 |
| 6765. | Dezente (sromio) | 93.61 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 6766. | John (seaofnonsense) | 93.61 | 98.2% | 2023-06-16 |
| 6767. | Brian (brianxqonjnr3rf) | 93.61 | 97% | 2016-08-02 |
| 6768. | Kent (kfreezen) | 93.60 | 99% | 2020-12-31 |
| 6769. | joe (florezz) | 93.60 | 94% | 2016-05-23 |
| 6770. | Emmanuel (giantimi) | 93.59 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 6771. | Tang (johnsonbaby) | 93.59 | — | 2010-10-04 |
| 6772. | mokira (mokira) | 93.59 | 96% | 2013-12-15 |
| 6773. | kyupii (kyupii) | 93.59 | 99% | 2020-12-05 |
| 6774. | Joseph (josefmcbrosef) | 93.59 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 6775. | i can't be asked (perfectio... | 93.58 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 6776. | Harris (emagemag) | 93.58 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 6777. | Liam (emissions) | 93.58 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
| 6778. | Joe (raiting) | 93.57 | 97% | 2022-09-24 |
| 6779. | Alex (bajizus) | 93.56 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 6780. | Parsa (paarsaxd) | 93.56 | 91% | 2015-04-28 |
| 6781. | Kris (musekris) | 93.56 | 89% | 2012-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |