So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4959. | Alex (alexbackonqwerty) | 99.29 | 96% | 2023-03-07 |
| 4960. | xavier (xavpicgames) | 99.28 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 4961. | Michae (zimph) | 99.28 | 98% | 2012-05-14 |
| 4962. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 99.27 | 99% | 2016-11-24 |
| 4963. | Nick (wyscaansin) | 99.26 | 99% | 2013-02-13 |
| 4964. | Calvin (toush_) | 99.25 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 4965. | Blake (somuchtype) | 99.24 | 95% | 2012-05-31 |
| 4966. | Nicholas (geekeyz) | 99.24 | 97% | 2015-03-20 |
| 4967. | pavan (pvsukalkar) | 99.23 | 99% | 2014-01-20 |
| 4968. | Kenzie (henryn16) | 99.22 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
| 4969. | Joe (jophish) | 99.21 | 99% | 2019-04-23 |
| 4970. | Tozu (tozu2) | 99.21 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 4971. | KoDaa (knguyen056) | 99.21 | 99% | 2018-08-28 |
| 4972. | Matt (defyinggravity2009@ho... | 99.21 | 99% | 2017-08-13 |
| 4973. | Christopher (cgbuen) | 99.21 | 94% | 2014-05-12 |
| 4974. | Lambdaa (cenkb) | 99.21 | 91% | 2014-01-05 |
| 4975. | Bwong (prodigyy) | 99.20 | 98% | 2016-01-09 |
| 4976. | floppyfish278 (floppyfish2789) | 99.20 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 4977. | Daniel (danielhalim244) | 99.20 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 4978. | Steven (stervel) | 99.20 | 98.2% | 2023-08-19 |
| 4979. | pablo (druglord) | 99.20 | 99% | 2021-02-26 |
| 4980. | Reyque (reyquexd) | 99.20 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 4981. | Rodan (rodcuber) | 99.20 | 96% | 2016-10-28 |
| 4982. | Matt (uzername) | 99.20 | — | 2008-08-13 |
| 4983. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 99.19 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 4984. | raz🐢 (razman) | 99.19 | 94% | 2012-12-14 |
| 4985. | Azuul (coolve) | 99.19 | 90% | 2015-02-01 |
| 4986. | (✿ ◕‿◕) (heavyseas) | 99.19 | 88% | 2013-08-26 |
| 4987. | Vi§hal (vishal_sirhind@yah... | 99.19 | 96% | 2014-01-17 |
| 4988. | James (antrix) | 99.19 | 98% | 2017-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |