So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23054. | Taureus (taureus) | 63.80 | 92% | 2012-02-01 |
| 23055. | Kappa (forn_clakes) | 63.80 | 89% | 2016-11-17 |
| 23056. | Nina (nina_viola) | 63.80 | 94% | 2011-07-13 |
| 23057. | Wezz (w3zz) | 63.80 | 93% | 2017-02-25 |
| 23058. | lhdrive (kickmic) | 63.80 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 23059. | Balaji (awesomebala) | 63.80 | 92% | 2013-10-28 |
| 23060. | wessel (wesseltype) | 63.80 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
| 23061. | Sarah (inspire_sarah) | 63.80 | 95% | 2014-12-10 |
| 23062. | Jimmy (jimm9v) | 63.79 | 87% | 2017-01-11 |
| 23063. | ben (kbeni) | 63.79 | 95.2% | 2023-08-12 |
| 23064. | Barry (barry21) | 63.79 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 23065. | eric (ericpr) | 63.79 | 95% | 2022-06-17 |
| 23066. | 1976 (1976) | 63.79 | 97% | 2014-06-10 |
| 23067. | Ringmaster (the_ringmaster) | 63.79 | 97% | 2018-05-14 |
| 23068. | Siukey (siukey) | 63.79 | 97% | 2016-01-07 |
| 23069. | Lord Chansworth (sircocknfist) | 63.79 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 23070. | Leon (flopasd) | 63.78 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 23071. | Connor (yahoofanboy) | 63.78 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 23072. | jayathungek (jayathungek) | 63.78 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
| 23073. | Stevne (juninight29) | 63.78 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 23074. | Trent (dank_meme_cannon) | 63.78 | 95% | 2021-01-23 |
| 23075. | Nemanja (nemanja6) | 63.78 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 23076. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 63.78 | 94% | 2019-05-30 |
| 23077. | Md. Ibrahim Khalil (ibrahim... | 63.78 | 97% | 2019-12-15 |
| 23078. | Fadzhil (baks16) | 63.78 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 23079. | Paw (wicked123) | 63.78 | 89% | 2015-08-07 |
| 23080. | Al (bado_76) | 63.77 | 90% | 2016-06-04 |
| 23081. | Woody (woodhayy) | 63.77 | 95% | 2018-10-15 |
| 23082. | Eren Yeager (itzadit) | 63.77 | 98% | 2021-09-19 |
| 23083. | Courtney (croy726) | 63.77 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |