See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9306. | subarashi (subarashi325) | 84.35 | 97.7% | 2023-06-10 |
| 9307. | Ethan (essrules) | 84.35 | 97.2% | 2023-08-05 |
| 9308. | MHFC (stavsitbon) | 84.34 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 9309. | Hunter (hunter_da_man11) | 84.34 | 96.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 9310. | Literature (20120623) | 84.34 | 96.7% | 2021-02-26 |
| 9311. | Lnrsdw (elcidvirgel) | 84.33 | 96% | 2022-12-12 |
| 9312. | Tristan (bluekidcrazy) | 84.33 | 96% | 2020-08-02 |
| 9313. | tstats[alex9597] (alex9597) | 84.33 | 97.8% | 2023-10-04 |
| 9314. | fishyfish101 (fishyfish101) | 84.32 | 97.8% | 2025-02-19 |
| 9315. | Zaoxa (enkryptsyon) | 84.32 | 95% | 2020-02-22 |
| 9316. | HyperLay (hypertrmain_4604) | 84.32 | 97.7% | 2023-10-06 |
| 9317. | Meerkat (mrmeerkat) | 84.32 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 9318. | ns (tkidlltk) | 84.32 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 9319. | Tim (timoteo_lol) | 84.31 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 9320. | Persov (persov) | 84.31 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 9321. | h4ck3d (h4ck3d001) | 84.31 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9322. | Stephen (nothamlet) | 84.30 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 9323. | luuuuuuke (floooks) | 84.30 | 95.3% | 2025-03-18 |
| 9324. | Bone (probono) | 84.30 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 9325. | Stafford (staffordv) | 84.30 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 9326. | Nick (legnik) | 84.30 | 98% | 2023-06-27 |
| 9327. | mpb (meeepboop) | 84.29 | 95.8% | 2024-11-07 |
| 9328. | fahad (fahadahmed_lu) | 84.29 | 100% | 2020-04-03 |
| 9329. | Umair (umair121) | 84.29 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 9330. | πΊππππππ... | 84.29 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 9331. | Patrick (monkyoo) | 84.29 | 96% | 2023-05-20 |
| 9332. | Ryan (rycod) | 84.27 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 9333. | guan (jgbiggy96) | 84.27 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 9334. | mydl0 (zrejh_) | 84.26 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 9335. | Tiac (saucyweener) | 84.26 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |