I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13827. | Andrew (tiger1490) | 79.04 | 99% | 2019-06-20 |
| 13828. | colin (clownlin) | 79.04 | 95% | 2021-08-20 |
| 13829. | Anisur (anis_017) | 79.04 | 96% | 2022-08-25 |
| 13830. | kljdfkj (dumpsterman) | 79.04 | 95% | 2023-01-13 |
| 13831. | John (hummusaddict) | 79.04 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 13832. | Sanjay (sanjaysins) | 79.03 | 99% | 2023-02-25 |
| 13833. | Sayandip (sayandip199309) | 79.03 | 99% | 2021-10-31 |
| 13834. | Ranch (ranchie) | 79.03 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 13835. | SuperNothing (supernothing28) | 79.02 | 94% | 2023-05-08 |
| 13836. | Chelseyana (chelseyana) | 79.02 | 98% | 2023-05-13 |
| 13837. | Zayn (plantkin) | 79.02 | 97% | 2018-10-06 |
| 13838. | Ian (potatotyperboi) | 79.02 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 13839. | redpickle13 (redpickle13) | 79.01 | 98.3% | 2023-09-29 |
| 13840. | Guest (superman_ha_ha) | 79.01 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 13841. | kid (nqh1010) | 79.01 | 99% | 2017-06-20 |
| 13842. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 79.01 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 13843. | Jonathan (flooffa) | 79.00 | 96% | 2017-12-01 |
| 13844. | Alonzo (dontbeoctopus) | 79.00 | 95% | 2018-07-21 |
| 13845. | Balenciaga (balenci) | 79.00 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 13846. | Urfat (2hypelogic) | 79.00 | 95% | 2023-07-04 |
| 13847. | Aiko (aikohikaru) | 79.00 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
| 13848. | Uses Home Row (nickmanning214) | 79.00 | 88% | 2017-04-07 |
| 13849. | Daan (macdann6) | 79.00 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 13850. | Tenzin (kunnias) | 79.00 | 96% | 2019-05-24 |
| 13851. | blendin (blendin11) | 78.98 | 95% | 2022-12-12 |
| 13852. | Jeff (jeffzazzles) | 78.98 | 98% | 2024-05-25 |
| 13853. | No (bored_fruit) | 78.98 | 97% | 2024-01-20 |
| 13854. | diva (vampirediva) | 78.98 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
| 13855. | Emi (obitoke) | 78.98 | 97.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 13856. | Peniaze (peniaze) | 78.98 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |