As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4381. | BR (brdiesel) | 99.84 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
4382. | Phuong-Nhi (peanutbutter333) | 99.84 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
4383. | Davy (clouderz) | 99.83 | 91% | 2016-01-13 |
4384. | Jeffrey (jeffreyz8) | 99.83 | 93% | 2015-06-29 |
4385. | Van (umbala_meo) | 99.83 | 99% | 2018-10-11 |
4386. | Max (max424) | 99.82 | 97.8% | 2023-10-04 |
4387. | dinosaurusrex (dinosaurusrex) | 99.82 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
4388. | griV (griv) | 99.82 | 97.2% | 2024-09-18 |
4389. | Ian (e__n) | 99.82 | 98% | 2020-01-28 |
4390. | Colin (colincall23) | 99.82 | 96.8% | 2021-02-14 |
4391. | Alan (allanafdn) | 99.82 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
4392. | Faas (sneakym0nk3y) | 99.82 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
4393. | Ryan (youngryand) | 99.81 | 100% | 2022-12-30 |
4394. | Alec (alxiang) | 99.81 | 96% | 2021-12-20 |
4395. | Hanna (laleylu) | 99.81 | 97% | 2016-05-21 |
4396. | fried fish (seventh77) | 99.80 | 97% | 2017-04-18 |
4397. | Nikola (flomaster_) | 99.79 | 95.7% | 2024-07-23 |
4398. | Dodo (dangerousdodo) | 99.79 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
4399. | Anderson (andyshyper) | 99.78 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
4400. | Andrew (trazer) | 99.78 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
4401. | Kip (kippey) | 99.77 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
4402. | Gnox (gnoxo) | 99.76 | 99% | 2018-02-19 |
4403. | at my own pace (mijacim) | 99.76 | 88% | 2016-03-31 |
4404. | Kathryn (kathrynb) | 99.76 | 98% | 2015-07-17 |
4405. | Alex (imrlligood) | 99.76 | 93% | 2015-10-10 |
4406. | akzhol (atomixa) | 99.75 | 98% | 2024-10-08 |
4407. | gigi (saturnsolar) | 99.75 | 95% | 2024-10-02 |
4408. | pasha (pashatoper) | 99.74 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
4409. | shaun (shaun1234) | 99.71 | 95% | 2017-04-24 |
4410. | Bobisdog (bobisdog) | 99.69 | 98% | 2019-02-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |