I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6830. | Henrique (aealo) | 94.22 | 90% | 2016-06-20 |
| 6831. | Ned (ned_balthus) | 94.22 | 99% | 2015-05-03 |
| 6832. | Bage1s (variousbagels) | 94.21 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 6833. | Jim (shiifty) | 94.21 | 99% | 2017-06-15 |
| 6834. | FoFo (fofire) | 94.20 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 6835. | substring (substring) | 94.20 | 98% | 2015-08-13 |
| 6836. | jhon (burnerjhon) | 94.19 | 96.7% | 2024-03-14 |
| 6837. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 94.19 | 99% | 2022-12-25 |
| 6838. | Ella (amhaissup) | 94.19 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 6839. | Cadet Boodles (wrfc627) | 94.19 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 6840. | Madison (mnbutler) | 94.19 | 98% | 2017-12-05 |
| 6841. | Devin (spratty) | 94.18 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 6842. | HamP (hamzaabamboo) | 94.18 | 98% | 2019-05-20 |
| 6843. | Long Nguyen (longviddd) | 94.17 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
| 6844. | InQforVainglory (scottiedont) | 94.17 | 98.2% | 2024-01-11 |
| 6845. | OneOddWhale (littlequints) | 94.17 | 98% | 2015-11-20 |
| 6846. | Nikola (flomaster_) | 94.16 | 95.5% | 2024-07-27 |
| 6847. | Sab (sabreezy00) | 94.16 | 97% | 2023-06-08 |
| 6848. | Maple (maplesyrup789) | 94.16 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 6849. | Aubergine (pomergenes) | 94.16 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 6850. | yasin (yasin321) | 94.16 | 14% | 2016-05-25 |
| 6851. | Séamus (shay42) | 94.16 | 96% | 2015-12-30 |
| 6852. | Senhelp (tunnapats) | 94.15 | 95.1% | 2024-06-13 |
| 6853. | Torlava (torlava) | 94.15 | 96% | 2024-04-16 |
| 6854. | Nick (nickbanderson) | 94.15 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 6855. | Robert (pizzatyper23) | 94.15 | 99% | 2022-03-06 |
| 6856. | Peter (mowcno) | 94.15 | 93% | 2016-08-14 |
| 6857. | Hellsal (hellsal) | 94.14 | 98% | 2017-07-13 |
| 6858. | Tommy (tommyn123) | 94.14 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 6859. | jinyu (luojinyu) | 94.14 | 99% | 2019-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |