The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17480. | Saruwatori (saruwatori) | 75.96 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 17481. | Caleb (keaseacan) | 75.96 | 95% | 2020-06-20 |
| 17482. | James (13jbrooks) | 75.96 | 94% | 2012-12-15 |
| 17483. | Aditya Pratap (anarchy_) | 75.96 | 95% | 2012-11-07 |
| 17484. | ! (heckar) | 75.95 | 96% | 2022-11-05 |
| 17485. | James (yeuyeu4sho) | 75.95 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 17486. | Rex (krellsta) | 75.95 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 17487. | Trishu (trishu) | 75.95 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 17488. | Max (maxwoltekort) | 75.95 | 92% | 2016-03-28 |
| 17489. | Yosht (yosht) | 75.94 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 17490. | Grace (gracephoriaa) | 75.94 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 17491. | doom (doomshopmane) | 75.94 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 17492. | Martin (moscato) | 75.94 | 95% | 2012-11-07 |
| 17493. | Sunflower (spellchecker) | 75.94 | 95% | 2011-09-25 |
| 17494. | Yogin (xanthum) | 75.94 | 95% | 2015-05-10 |
| 17495. | Destiny (destiny214457) | 75.94 | 92% | 2016-05-31 |
| 17496. | Punit (punitsubudhi) | 75.93 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 17497. | marshal (sharpie0101) | 75.93 | 96% | 2015-05-03 |
| 17498. | Jermaine (bbyjeezy) | 75.93 | 94% | 2011-09-13 |
| 17499. | Korea boys (robot3511) | 75.93 | 92% | 2014-01-10 |
| 17500. | Laco (koomp) | 75.93 | 97.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 17501. | Roberto (mc_grady) | 75.93 | 91% | 2012-05-17 |
| 17502. | Flocc (flocc) | 75.93 | 96% | 2013-05-30 |
| 17503. | Orca (virtualorca) | 75.92 | 94% | 2022-01-18 |
| 17504. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 75.92 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 17505. | Aliff (aliffhakimi) | 75.92 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 17506. | NEM0 (saybloo) | 75.92 | 94% | 2019-10-10 |
| 17507. | Tristan (pizzy56) | 75.92 | 92% | 2016-01-12 |
| 17508. | Tim (tmshelton) | 75.92 | — | 2009-04-15 |
| 17509. | yavasim (jiyan) | 75.92 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |