And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11937. | lonewolf (ilonewolfi) | 93.66 | 98% | 2018-02-14 |
| 11938. | Andrej (andrej2577) | 93.66 | 96% | 2022-05-08 |
| 11939. | Daniel (vugla1994) | 93.66 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 11940. | Casual (casual_dude) | 93.66 | 89% | 2017-05-10 |
| 11941. | Ai Sing (aixin) | 93.66 | 91% | 2016-10-31 |
| 11942. | Ct (ct2020) | 93.65 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 11943. | Shaurya (shaurya2399) | 93.65 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 11944. | Tysunami (the_grn_nja) | 93.65 | 95% | 2013-07-18 |
| 11945. | Alexandra (fallenleaf) | 93.65 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 11946. | dukka (dukka_) | 93.64 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| 11947. | Buster Brown (shadowblitz29) | 93.64 | 99% | 2017-09-17 |
| 11948. | Eero (e007) | 93.64 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 11949. | Tom (bigtom) | 93.64 | — | 2008-10-25 |
| 11950. | Nemo (nemo) | 93.64 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 11951. | BillyHerrington (billywob) | 93.63 | 96% | 2016-12-17 |
| 11952. | vy (quangvy) | 93.63 | 98% | 2012-06-10 |
| 11953. | Charts (icecold203) | 93.62 | 99% | 2019-02-21 |
| 11954. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)🖕 (your... | 93.62 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 11955. | akim (thaakimnas) | 93.62 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| 11956. | Nathan (nathanwithnums) | 93.62 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 11957. | Flocc (flocc) | 93.62 | 97% | 2013-11-18 |
| 11958. | Johnnieboy (bently5102) | 93.62 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 11959. | Shadi (shzdi) | 93.61 | 99% | 2021-11-22 |
| 11960. | corn (cornandcob) | 93.61 | 92% | 2015-10-14 |
| 11961. | Surkhab (s606) | 93.61 | 96% | 2021-09-23 |
| 11962. | Thanos (d3bsy_j) | 93.61 | 96% | 2020-03-11 |
| 11963. | Brandon (bboybeandon) | 93.61 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 11964. | terry (terrythaibao) | 93.61 | 93% | 2011-10-19 |
| 11965. | Derpy Stingray (ernchenghoo) | 93.60 | 93% | 2017-01-17 |
| 11966. | Kev (joebob1235) | 93.60 | 95% | 2016-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |