And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15709. | Qvocane (qvocane) | 86.74 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
| 15710. | Nicholas (colemak_newbie) | 86.74 | 99% | 2017-01-01 |
| 15711. | Sean Paolo (seanpaolo_22) | 86.74 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
| 15712. | Gerry (gchenfc) | 86.73 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
| 15713. | Chris (chris_sound) | 86.73 | 95% | 2012-11-20 |
| 15714. | moofasa (macywood) | 86.73 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 15715. | bill (7901bill) | 86.73 | 97.5% | 2021-02-22 |
| 15716. | ♋ Carmelo (carmelo231) | 86.73 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 15717. | grimpatron (grimpatron) | 86.73 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
| 15718. | Nikki (levitate_reachthesky) | 86.72 | 97% | 2011-09-23 |
| 15719. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 86.72 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
| 15720. | Captain (scrubwrecker666) | 86.72 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 15721. | Liam (yourmotherguy) | 86.72 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 15722. | Gary (thelolrus) | 86.72 | 98% | 2020-01-11 |
| 15723. | Fei (feikien99) | 86.72 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 15724. | Harsh (_harshgupta) | 86.72 | 98% | 2022-01-27 |
| 15725. | Jake (juanpabl0) | 86.71 | 97% | 2014-10-18 |
| 15726. | FlippLoki (flipploki) | 86.71 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 15727. | Eicy (moreseicy) | 86.70 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
| 15728. | SRK (sreekumar) | 86.70 | 98% | 2013-08-18 |
| 15729. | Manoz (clawsofeagle) | 86.70 | 98% | 2019-06-14 |
| 15730. | david (y2khardtop) | 86.70 | 95% | 2011-08-31 |
| 15731. | Zezima (in_fretta) | 86.70 | 95% | 2015-12-12 |
| 15732. | Levi (extain) | 86.70 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 15733. | Michal (miso244) | 86.69 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 15734. | mike (mweaver84) | 86.69 | 96% | 2012-03-14 |
| 15735. | How r u? (apololzed) | 86.68 | 97% | 2015-09-24 |
| 15736. | Aproop (aproop) | 86.68 | 96% | 2016-03-07 |
| 15737. | Hessi (hessijames) | 86.68 | 98% | 2019-01-13 |
| 15738. | Sebastian (boywonder) | 86.68 | 93% | 2014-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |