I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6758. | Boberson (bober34) | 94.98 | 97% | 2025-07-04 |
| 6759. | 1Lastmeal (1lastmeal) | 94.98 | 98% | 2020-04-16 |
| 6760. | Hysni (hysi) | 94.98 | 98% | 2017-11-29 |
| 6761. | Gyeong (ricenoob) | 94.97 | 97% | 2025-06-13 |
| 6762. | Vik (yungcoolioth) | 94.97 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 6763. | Teme (teme) | 94.97 | 95% | 2016-03-20 |
| 6764. | Acephalus (acephalus) | 94.96 | 97% | 2025-09-24 |
| 6765. | ibrahizy (ibrahizy) | 94.96 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 6766. | ttv/uvsvdu (uvsvdu) | 94.96 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 6767. | Atas (atas) | 94.96 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 6768. | ZEDDEEDD (zeddeedd) | 94.95 | 98.4% | 2024-09-09 |
| 6769. | Manal (skullcicator) | 94.95 | 96.3% | 2024-02-26 |
| 6770. | Marko (alchemist1) | 94.95 | 97% | 2017-08-16 |
| 6771. | hallows' eve ^_^ (sosjiz) | 94.94 | 96.9% | 2024-09-17 |
| 6772. | Gnox (gnoxo) | 94.94 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| 6773. | kevin (kevin3213) | 94.94 | 98% | 2023-08-21 |
| 6774. | Mortimer (mortimer452) | 94.93 | 93% | 2015-11-03 |
| 6775. | Film (flimmityflammity) | 94.93 | 98% | 2025-03-05 |
| 6776. | babyclav (babyclav) | 94.93 | 95.7% | 2024-09-26 |
| 6777. | Ryan Gosling (rapperb) | 94.93 | 98% | 2023-11-17 |
| 6778. | Roger (rogereedos) | 94.93 | 96% | 2015-08-25 |
| 6779. | bakr (_bakr) | 94.92 | 98% | 2023-06-18 |
| 6780. | pong (darrenoyyp95) | 94.92 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 6781. | Will (chork256) | 94.91 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 6782. | Kiber (kiber8816) | 94.91 | 95% | 2024-05-15 |
| 6783. | coppuh (coppuh) | 94.90 | 96% | 2016-02-24 |
| 6784. | Sandro🇬🇪 (jolskey) | 94.90 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 6785. | Ben (benolson8) | 94.89 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
| 6786. | Juan (juanyougay) | 94.89 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 6787. | Jeff (qwerty8979) | 94.89 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |