The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3431. | dream (dreamfever) | 121.58 | 99% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3432. | (: (mediac) | 121.58 | 99% | 2017-04-23 |
| 3433. | John (littlelegend) | 121.58 | 85% | 2011-10-02 |
| 3434. | iHax (ihax) | 121.57 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 3435. | Ducklette (ducklette) | 121.57 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 3436. | Diz (dzhsck) | 121.56 | 100% | 2015-12-11 |
| 3437. | Andrew (hyjoon) | 121.56 | — | 2010-02-24 |
| 3438. | ZF (zf0215) | 121.56 | 99% | 2014-02-24 |
| 3439. | tryagainplss (tryagainplss) | 121.56 | 99% | 2011-10-24 |
| 3440. | Cygnus (cygnuss) | 121.55 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 3441. | Gregory (wivivol) | 121.55 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 3442. | Ω (tunfisk) | 121.54 | 97% | 2017-11-21 |
| 3443. | Andy (savioric) | 121.54 | 96% | 2017-04-15 |
| 3444. | Tyler72 (mclaren1) | 121.53 | 97% | 2014-03-06 |
| 3445. | Cathy (cxthyt) | 121.52 | 99% | 2018-08-01 |
| 3446. | Richard (blueark88) | 121.52 | 95% | 2016-11-13 |
| 3447. | Les (larocque) | 121.51 | 92% | 2014-08-26 |
| 3448. | Anna (halo25) | 121.51 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 3449. | Jeremy (flickyklicky) | 121.51 | 96% | 2012-11-25 |
| 3450. | Nathan (nigsigga) | 121.50 | 94% | 2016-10-27 |
| 3451. | Liam (carpalxqgmlwy) | 121.50 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 3452. | whimsy (thenostalgicsailor) | 121.50 | 97% | 2013-04-07 |
| 3453. | Jun (jununuju) | 121.50 | 96% | 2016-06-12 |
| 3454. | Mike (tpxer) | 121.49 | 99% | 2013-03-06 |
| 3455. | † Nick (wrongtrousers) | 121.48 | 98% | 2012-12-18 |
| 3456. | Tamás (tamas) | 121.48 | 96% | 2016-09-27 |
| 3457. | Sean (sullyw555) | 121.47 | 99% | 2023-04-14 |
| 3458. | bool3max (bolemax_accuracy) | 121.47 | 100% | 2019-03-27 |
| 3459. | Mercury (handmademercury) | 121.47 | 100% | 2016-10-18 |
| 3460. | Yogesh (yogesh86) | 121.47 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |