And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5173. | ハーヴェイ (harvey_ali... | 111.55 | — | 2010-06-27 |
| 5174. | Jake (aurelias) | 111.54 | 97% | 2013-10-27 |
| 5175. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 111.54 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 5176. | Jerm (jtang56) | 111.54 | 94% | 2016-07-13 |
| 5177. | joe (slightly) | 111.54 | 97% | 2013-05-05 |
| 5178. | String (sh2902) | 111.52 | 97% | 2021-01-31 |
| 5179. | Rev (nmixx) | 111.51 | 99% | 2023-05-22 |
| 5180. | Salar (iamtyga29) | 111.51 | 96% | 2016-04-02 |
| 5181. | Turbo Topre (spicyfinger) | 111.51 | 99% | 2017-02-16 |
| 5182. | Andrew (andrewtsui) | 111.51 | 92% | 2011-09-08 |
| 5183. | rgm (rgm704) | 111.50 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 5184. | AuroraSpirix (auroraspirit) | 111.50 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 5185. | gaga (gagadisciple) | 111.50 | 96% | 2012-02-02 |
| 5186. | Per (derevonc) | 111.50 | 95% | 2014-08-16 |
| 5187. | Chase (chase_bowen) | 111.50 | 98% | 2012-10-20 |
| 5188. | Hung (hstang) | 111.47 | — | 2009-03-01 |
| 5189. | Brendan (brenyes) | 111.46 | 98% | 2013-03-19 |
| 5190. | John (fullsizeluxury) | 111.46 | 98% | 2013-07-12 |
| 5191. | Jin (55j1n) | 111.46 | 98% | 2020-03-03 |
| 5192. | 🅹🅰🆅🅴 (killer8hy... | 111.46 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 5193. | Vlad (flexosaurus) | 111.46 | 99% | 2013-06-11 |
| 5194. | Sanky (sanky) | 111.46 | 96% | 2012-11-21 |
| 5195. | Dan (tokiwotomare) | 111.45 | 86% | 2011-07-07 |
| 5196. | Caleb (calbhwyn) | 111.45 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
| 5197. | ahmad (reasonistian) | 111.45 | 98% | 2016-06-22 |
| 5198. | Gemma (gemstoned) | 111.45 | 98% | 2018-01-11 |
| 5199. | nq (surfer_rosa) | 111.45 | 96% | 2017-12-24 |
| 5200. | Anyaa (rennielauu) | 111.45 | 97% | 2016-03-07 |
| 5201. | el (elbow) | 111.45 | — | 2009-03-01 |
| 5202. | phardsz (phardsz) | 111.44 | 99% | 2022-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |