I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3451. | hannah (crazycatlaaady) | 70.87 | 97% | 2025-08-28 |
| 3452. | codex (shadow_typer_53) | 70.87 | 95.2% | 2024-08-08 |
| 3453. | the_P_man (thepman) | 70.86 | 94.8% | 2024-11-13 |
| 3454. | DAS (tanjiro01) | 70.85 | 98.8% | 2023-11-08 |
| 3455. | enli (chrischris6126) | 70.81 | 94% | 2025-11-29 |
| 3456. | wildebeest3 (wildebeest3) | 70.81 | 99% | 2025-06-05 |
| 3457. | IyyakaDzalfa (iyyakadzalfa) | 70.80 | 95% | 2023-10-08 |
| 3458. | Quan (quandool) | 70.79 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 3459. | TwitBunny (twitbunny) | 70.78 | 96% | 2024-07-14 |
| 3460. | I type slow (alejandro_1) | 70.74 | 96.8% | 2023-09-18 |
| 3461. | Cory (nascar_nelson) | 70.72 | 97.4% | 2024-06-21 |
| 3462. | Xecom (xecom) | 70.71 | 96.4% | 2025-02-02 |
| 3463. | Avi (indonax) | 70.70 | 95.8% | 2024-04-02 |
| 3464. | deccanistani (deccanistani) | 70.67 | 93.3% | 2023-10-02 |
| 3465. | chotabomj (chotabomj) | 70.66 | 98% | 2025-08-04 |
| 3466. | NoblePickle (noblepickle) | 70.62 | 97% | 2023-10-31 |
| 3467. | fleece (fleece_johnson) | 70.59 | 97.3% | 2024-10-25 |
| 3468. | ben (jahfoster) | 70.58 | 98% | 2025-06-17 |
| 3469. | Brock (bgilliam55) | 70.54 | 96% | 2023-09-18 |
| 3470. | iwqya (iwqya) | 70.53 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 3471. | Ghost (ghost_4134) | 70.52 | 95% | 2026-01-05 |
| 3472. | Holly (hollymai) | 70.51 | 96% | 2023-10-04 |
| 3473. | zakoza (zakoza) | 70.45 | 95% | 2024-08-01 |
| 3474. | Kelp (klaptep) | 70.45 | 95.7% | 2024-08-09 |
| 3475. | apple_dude (apple_dude1233) | 70.37 | 94% | 2025-12-21 |
| 3476. | _Cosmos_ (_cosmos_) | 70.36 | 96.1% | 2025-01-28 |
| 3477. | eric (ericpr) | 70.33 | 95% | 2023-12-06 |
| 3478. | sillyrattytom (sillyrattytom) | 70.32 | 95% | 2024-01-16 |
| 3479. | joe (joeyvojvodich) | 70.32 | 95.1% | 2024-09-07 |
| 3480. | Nahverkehr (nahverkehr) | 70.32 | 97% | 2023-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |