See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
Active since April 5, 2019.
244 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17599. | Ghulam (malikgd65) | 57.13 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
| 17600. | vuong (hhro) | 57.12 | 93% | 2020-11-05 |
| 17601. | Madik (madik0302) | 57.11 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 17602. | swat (swatxian) | 57.11 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 17603. | Kerem (tearsfears) | 57.11 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 17604. | discordia (discordia1) | 57.11 | 95% | 2021-10-09 |
| 17605. | Ivan (_ban_) | 57.10 | 95% | 2023-04-30 |
| 17606. | Alex (alexey0) | 57.09 | 100% | 2019-05-11 |
| 17607. | thats_dee (thats_dee) | 57.08 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 17608. | meow (raydavieslovebot) | 57.08 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 17609. | THANH TUAN (hthanhtuan257) | 57.07 | 94% | 2020-09-26 |
| 17610. | crunchi (crunchi_boi) | 57.07 | 94% | 2021-06-13 |
| 17611. | MIguel (aragontype) | 57.07 | 96% | 2022-04-17 |
| 17612. | Barto (bartobowman) | 57.07 | 94% | 2021-03-26 |
| 17613. | AddisonRaeSimp (assclaputus) | 57.05 | 94% | 2020-11-28 |
| 17614. | xy (hihiki) | 57.04 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 17615. | Flea (fleaa) | 57.03 | 97% | 2023-05-10 |
| 17616. | jone (jonesoldi) | 57.03 | 95% | 2021-11-07 |
| 17617. | Shady (shadywu) | 57.03 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 17618. | Cain (gigabite) | 57.03 | 94% | 2021-06-09 |
| 17619. | Marc (tomatenmarc) | 57.03 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 17620. | Murray (barkooka1) | 57.02 | 96% | 2019-10-13 |
| 17621. | Anar (pomegarnet) | 57.02 | 93% | 2021-11-27 |
| 17622. | Davit (yengoyan) | 57.01 | 94% | 2022-06-19 |
| 17623. | MariusTheGr8 (mariusthegreat) | 57.01 | 97% | 2019-06-11 |
| 17624. | Alyssa (destroyer090) | 57.01 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 17625. | Petrus (clavigerpc) | 57.00 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 17626. | I'm slow... (ac_type) | 56.98 | 94% | 2023-03-29 |
| 17627. | Ian (murray1000) | 56.98 | 95% | 2019-11-25 |
| 17628. | Hexager (hexager) | 56.98 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |