The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16890. | Jaska (jarlewski) | 76.83 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 16891. | Paul (retropixel99) | 76.83 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 16892. | Athenaithan (pxie7) | 76.83 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
| 16893. | no17436 (no17436) | 76.83 | 94% | 2015-09-11 |
| 16894. | DANIEL S WEGGA (dizo) | 76.83 | 98% | 2017-08-30 |
| 16895. | Neil (neilprime16) | 76.82 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 16896. | Splonk (splonk) | 76.82 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
| 16897. | Toda (steelbreeze) | 76.82 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 16898. | XD (rolf039) | 76.82 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 16899. | Melvyn (melv012) | 76.82 | 97.2% | 2021-02-08 |
| 16900. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 76.82 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
| 16901. | Anders (rockfordal) | 76.82 | 87% | 2013-08-09 |
| 16902. | Heemy (heemylo) | 76.82 | 88% | 2016-05-01 |
| 16903. | ナッティ (nutty7t) | 76.81 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| 16904. | Adam (wickedchild) | 76.81 | — | 2010-11-20 |
| 16905. | saku (deckcsgo) | 76.81 | 95% | 2017-06-05 |
| 16906. | Jacob (jacobroumanos) | 76.80 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 16907. | Ben (flashspark) | 76.80 | 90% | 2012-07-30 |
| 16908. | Moose (ksmoose) | 76.80 | 96% | 2021-06-28 |
| 16909. | K (azeth) | 76.80 | 94% | 2016-10-21 |
| 16910. | Ethan (an3223) | 76.80 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 16911. | Bromgar (bromgar) | 76.79 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
| 16912. | Cecil (hesitanthades) | 76.79 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 16913. | F5 (phf5) | 76.78 | 97.1% | 2023-07-17 |
| 16914. | g (madchopper) | 76.78 | 95% | 2011-06-20 |
| 16915. | Angel (cagsantos) | 76.77 | 95% | 2015-06-11 |
| 16916. | Adarsh (geniusno1) | 76.77 | 92% | 2011-05-27 |
| 16917. | Henry (rustylimbs) | 76.77 | 90% | 2015-12-16 |
| 16918. | Prajapati (jackparker) | 76.77 | 96% | 2014-12-08 |
| 16919. | kim (kmblowe) | 76.77 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |