If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
435 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2770. | Mason (mgursin) | 82.19 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
| 2771. | Rakshasta (rakshasta) | 82.16 | 96% | 2019-07-06 |
| 2772. | Giorgio (juryedits) | 82.15 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 2773. | ndr2 (ndr2) | 82.15 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
| 2774. | bnaba (bi1238) | 82.13 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 2775. | Jackie (laserelite) | 82.13 | 96% | 2017-10-10 |
| 2776. | k9cb (k9cb) | 82.13 | 96% | 2018-10-21 |
| 2777. | Brandon (bradenpatoni) | 82.12 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 2778. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 82.11 | 98% | 2018-08-15 |
| 2779. | Kevin (logia) | 82.10 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
| 2780. | M (mattgarr) | 82.09 | 91% | 2017-04-14 |
| 2781. | Hoppy (crunchydog) | 82.09 | 99% | 2020-05-17 |
| 2782. | Jaiprakash (riteshpatel) | 82.08 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 2783. | . (ktindgod) | 82.08 | 98% | 2020-09-19 |
| 2784. | kamea (kamea) | 82.08 | 96% | 2020-06-25 |
| 2785. | Wise (wiseguyakanerd) | 82.06 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
| 2786. | Ultima (flasherx) | 82.04 | 87% | 2017-03-18 |
| 2787. | Nicolas (dreiney) | 82.02 | 96% | 2020-06-18 |
| 2788. | Zorgot (zorgot) | 82.02 | 96% | 2020-01-08 |
| 2789. | Will (karl__marx) | 82.01 | 97% | 2020-01-26 |
| 2790. | Uzair (plombus) | 81.99 | 95% | 2017-10-11 |
| 2791. | Bodhi$attiva (ptran) | 81.98 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 2792. | zombo (midgetmigerian) | 81.97 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 2793. | He (wendarar) | 81.96 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 2794. | sk (skdreams) | 81.96 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 2795. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 81.96 | 98% | 2019-09-27 |
| 2796. | amar (amar_battulga) | 81.95 | 98% | 2017-09-28 |
| 2797. | Eightren (eightren) | 81.94 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
| 2798. | despacito (despacitoo) | 81.94 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 2799. | Joran (turkeyman) | 81.93 | 96% | 2017-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |