The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14134. | Banias (theironbil) | 37.14 | 88% | 2016-09-20 |
| 14135. | ♋ Carmelo (carmelo231) | 37.14 | 91% | 2014-10-03 |
| 14136. | Khlifa Ghulam Haidar (khali... | 37.12 | 94% | 2023-08-18 |
| 14137. | Vjeko (cubes793) | 37.11 | 85% | 2016-04-29 |
| 14138. | sam (guest99898) | 37.11 | 93% | 2020-10-14 |
| 14139. | adi (adideswar) | 37.11 | — | 2009-12-08 |
| 14140. | Shuvra deb (shuvro_das) | 37.10 | 95% | 2017-05-29 |
| 14141. | Tanner (mrhour) | 37.09 | 92% | 2021-09-25 |
| 14142. | Dulat (nurmeden) | 37.09 | 91.8% | 2023-08-01 |
| 14143. | 私はあなたを愛して... | 37.09 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 14144. | Us (usa13) | 37.09 | 88% | 2017-05-16 |
| 14145. | Betty (betta) | 37.09 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 14146. | blek (proking) | 37.09 | 87% | 2012-02-14 |
| 14147. | Michael (michaelle) | 37.09 | — | 2009-10-05 |
| 14148. | John Cena (ghost_typer_64) | 37.09 | 96% | 2019-03-17 |
| 14149. | Vadim (basquash) | 37.08 | 88% | 2016-04-22 |
| 14150. | Pragyan (satisfiedmagma) | 37.07 | 94% | 2021-09-20 |
| 14151. | Justine (flashcards) | 37.07 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 14152. | "ISLAM is a religion of PEA... | 37.06 | 94% | 2022-04-10 |
| 14153. | Rishi (rishikr) | 37.06 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 14154. | Anikó (belli02) | 37.06 | 93% | 2013-05-11 |
| 14155. | mw (mwmin) | 37.06 | 94% | 2017-11-11 |
| 14156. | Saswat (racer_key) | 37.05 | 94% | 2023-05-07 |
| 14157. | Omar (omarsamer_104) | 37.05 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 14158. | Tawanda (bigx) | 37.05 | 93% | 2019-10-31 |
| 14159. | CP Addict (xariniov9) | 37.05 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 14160. | Michael (zhh421108549) | 37.05 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 14161. | Alex (alexiron) | 37.05 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 14162. | Kosjenka (kosjenka) | 37.05 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 14163. | li (helloworld2333) | 37.05 | 95% | 2018-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |