I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9215. | (102348) | 88.16 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 9216. | (gamig) | 88.15 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
| 9217. | (lukeeff) | 88.15 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 9218. | (rxmarko) | 88.15 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 9219. | tstats[borzoian40] (borzoia... | 88.14 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 9220. | (garamonde) | 88.13 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 9221. | (cheetahikehde) | 88.11 | 96% | 2025-09-08 |
| 9222. | (silverei) | 88.11 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 9223. | (tbefluffy) | 88.11 | 99% | 2018-01-02 |
| 9224. | (dio_o_oib) | 88.11 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 9225. | (evarlese13) | 88.10 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
| 9226. | (idk213) | 88.10 | 94% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9227. | (ctufts) | 88.10 | 96.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 9228. | Dorlas (dorlas556) | 88.09 | 99% | 2025-10-14 |
| 9229. | (20_minutes_per_word_35) | 88.09 | 95% | 2021-11-20 |
| 9230. | (kiawa88) | 88.09 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
| 9231. | Kevin (flash98765) | 88.08 | 96.8% | 2024-12-17 |
| 9232. | (turkeyfetish) | 88.08 | 95.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 9233. | Justienz (justienz) | 88.08 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 9234. | (venkat423) | 88.07 | 98.1% | 2023-09-23 |
| 9235. | (orangjibai) | 88.07 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 9236. | Dagareth (mindcrime) | 88.07 | 98% | 2026-03-25 |
| 9237. | (stay_safe) | 88.06 | 97.4% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9238. | (dontbecocky) | 88.06 | 95% | 2017-09-04 |
| 9239. | (whocaresbruh) | 88.06 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 9240. | (x5starmodding) | 88.06 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 9241. | (egnaro315) | 88.06 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 9242. | (alteriffic) | 88.05 | 98.4% | 2023-08-08 |
| 9243. | eric (eric8) | 88.05 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 9244. | Hello (he111o) | 88.04 | 96% | 2026-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |