I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14494. | toomuchads (toomuchads) | 76.76 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 14495. | Maximus (asso2002) | 76.76 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 14496. | Eicy (moreseicy) | 76.76 | 95% | 2022-03-28 |
| 14497. | Mark (hikchoi) | 76.76 | 96% | 2019-05-05 |
| 14498. | mediocre` (zxxxx) | 76.75 | 96% | 2023-03-22 |
| 14499. | Will (top_hats_off) | 76.75 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 14500. | House (houses) | 76.75 | 94% | 2021-05-11 |
| 14501. | Oliver (ollciso) | 76.75 | 94% | 2016-03-25 |
| 14502. | Ceonsamea (ceonsamea) | 76.75 | 98% | 2015-04-13 |
| 14503. | Ellie (malvita) | 76.74 | 96% | 2015-12-22 |
| 14504. | Jeffrey (deuce1196) | 76.74 | 93% | 2022-02-28 |
| 14505. | 光次郎 (koujiro) | 76.74 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 14506. | Charles (druidmax) | 76.74 | 97% | 2017-03-20 |
| 14507. | MNL48 Frances DieHardSuppor... | 76.74 | 98.4% | 2021-02-07 |
| 14508. | J. (superg74) | 76.74 | 94% | 2015-07-10 |
| 14509. | prithvi (vihanvek) | 76.74 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 14510. | TheAnomaly (theonlyanomaly) | 76.73 | 97.9% | 2023-08-20 |
| 14511. | pissnugget (pissnugget) | 76.73 | 97% | 2023-08-27 |
| 14512. | Callum (cal_a_mari) | 76.73 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 14513. | hellooooo (hk_in_london) | 76.73 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 14514. | iep (iebeaux) | 76.73 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 14515. | Jed (erictheodore) | 76.73 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 14516. | Roger (gamer95) | 76.73 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 14517. | crazy (flappybirb) | 76.73 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 14518. | oimmasu (oimmasu) | 76.73 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 14519. | Prometheus (tomatonest) | 76.73 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 14520. | Tasvirul (tasvirul) | 76.73 | 96% | 2016-11-19 |
| 14521. | morga0402 (morgan0402) | 76.72 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
| 14522. | Aditya (aditrere26) | 76.72 | 96% | 2025-10-15 |
| 14523. | William (ballpointpen) | 76.72 | 96.3% | 2024-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |