As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
16388. | Sergio (pecola_yo) | 69.33 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
16389. | Jckyy (jckyy) | 69.33 | 96% | 2016-11-18 |
16390. | Krystal (slowestgirl) | 69.33 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
16391. | Brandon (brego94) | 69.32 | 96% | 2016-08-23 |
16392. | J (sixfoothonda) | 69.32 | 95% | 2016-03-08 |
16393. | Maxwell (manwhoisnamed) | 69.32 | 94% | 2017-03-12 |
16394. | Astral (nathangh8) | 69.31 | 94% | 2016-02-25 |
16395. | xahriman (xahriman) | 69.31 | 96% | 2021-07-11 |
16396. | Alton (jungledominance) | 69.31 | 95% | 2021-07-09 |
16397. | nishi (nishimasa) | 69.31 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
16398. | Adri (boglinballet) | 69.30 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
16399. | Lia (liadali_79) | 69.30 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
16400. | Abhinav (dudeja55) | 69.30 | 95% | 2023-03-26 |
16401. | Mayday (maydayf) | 69.30 | 95% | 2019-05-17 |
16402. | Andrew (iorein) | 69.29 | 89% | 2016-12-09 |
16403. | Shaky (shakesqueer) | 69.29 | 95.8% | 2021-02-22 |
16404. | saar (flappy_dude) | 69.28 | 96.7% | 2023-10-10 |
16405. | Askur (askur00) | 69.28 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
16406. | StompeR (synerged) | 69.28 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
16407. | Austin (austincolibaba) | 69.27 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
16408. | Joshua (justdatotherguy) | 69.27 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
16409. | Shaun (scuffedorangutan) | 69.26 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
16410. | camelCase (saisrikantta2) | 69.26 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
16411. | faker (simplekillzz) | 69.26 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
16412. | arache (howeyzeh) | 69.26 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
16413. | 键盘毁灭者 (something_... | 69.25 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
16414. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 69.25 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
16415. | Lik (lik007) | 69.25 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
16416. | Hairil (real88) | 69.25 | 99% | 2019-07-30 |
16417. | DerryPlaysXd (derryplaysxd) | 69.25 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |