So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19125. | Kelly (kellymonkey28) | 69.86 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 19126. | John Paul (jp_ramolete16) | 69.86 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 19127. | Simon (siarnt) | 69.86 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
| 19128. | Chourrage (chourrage) | 69.85 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
| 19129. | Mike (rookery) | 69.85 | 94% | 2015-08-12 |
| 19130. | Peacemaker (marmimic) | 69.85 | 92% | 2015-03-19 |
| 19131. | Krix (krixtsup3r) | 69.85 | 88% | 2012-04-26 |
| 19132. | Jeanne (banchan) | 69.85 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 19133. | sam (bbreaker) | 69.85 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 19134. | Kyle (brander) | 69.85 | 89% | 2013-10-25 |
| 19135. | Leo (leoroy7x7) | 69.84 | 99% | 2022-05-10 |
| 19136. | reirob (reirob) | 69.84 | 99% | 2016-11-02 |
| 19137. | Gagan (slowgagan18) | 69.84 | 95% | 2020-09-10 |
| 19138. | peepeepoopoo (notfatcat) | 69.84 | 95% | 2020-03-10 |
| 19139. | Zena (shin3100) | 69.84 | 98% | 2014-07-16 |
| 19140. | Blur (dunkrius) | 69.84 | 95% | 2016-03-08 |
| 19141. | Nic (hoooosdifuh) | 69.83 | 97% | 2022-08-04 |
| 19142. | Chrischn89 (chrischn89) | 69.83 | 86% | 2014-04-07 |
| 19143. | Flansgorp (flansgorp) | 69.83 | 93% | 2015-05-18 |
| 19144. | W (portcityjo) | 69.82 | 96% | 2020-07-07 |
| 19145. | Rick (eric1699) | 69.82 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 19146. | Zoomer (somerandomkid76) | 69.82 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
| 19147. | Ben (benpoopy) | 69.82 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 19148. | GMHazem (gm_hazem02) | 69.82 | 95% | 2022-01-06 |
| 19149. | jk- (justkidding_) | 69.82 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
| 19150. | Daniel (brickoven) | 69.82 | 90% | 2016-04-10 |
| 19151. | nguyenthu (happylife) | 69.82 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 19152. | Joose (jooseu) | 69.82 | 95% | 2018-07-13 |
| 19153. | Bryan (bvesey77) | 69.82 | 91% | 2014-04-05 |
| 19154. | vuong (boneykute) | 69.82 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |