I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5556. | Ashkan (ashkanvafaee) | 98.02 | 97% | 2024-12-21 |
| 5557. | Dongwoo (dongwoo0504) | 98.02 | 96.2% | 2025-04-12 |
| 5558. | j (jjsiracha) | 98.02 | 97.5% | 2024-04-21 |
| 5559. | Retrojoe1984 (joemama84) | 98.02 | 99% | 2025-01-23 |
| 5560. | pri (prinni) | 98.02 | 99% | 2020-10-08 |
| 5561. | Koos1 (koos_sr) | 98.02 | 99% | 2021-04-15 |
| 5562. | ki (kiiiiiiiiii) | 98.02 | 99% | 2021-04-22 |
| 5563. | Steven (itslui) | 98.02 | 96% | 2019-06-03 |
| 5564. | Minh Khoa (tmkhoahcmus) | 98.02 | 97% | 2023-05-27 |
| 5565. | Christy (tafinch) | 98.01 | 98% | 2017-01-01 |
| 5566. | 2fast4u (russell12345) | 98.01 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 5567. | Tryin to make a change :-\ ... | 98.01 | 95% | 2016-11-08 |
| 5568. | ohmygod (ohmygod7627) | 98.01 | 98% | 2015-06-29 |
| 5569. | Fasterplz (fasterplz) | 98.00 | 98% | 2023-02-08 |
| 5570. | jen (jnativi) | 98.00 | 99% | 2022-07-11 |
| 5571. | Charles (scoobysnackss) | 98.00 | 99% | 2018-03-15 |
| 5572. | Omer (beseveku1) | 97.99 | 97% | 2022-11-03 |
| 5573. | Justin (flamingoed02) | 97.99 | 96.9% | 2021-02-06 |
| 5574. | Kabbe (superkabbe) | 97.99 | 94% | 2017-03-26 |
| 5575. | Adam (adamfong888) | 97.99 | 97% | 2016-10-26 |
| 5576. | Ngoc (maxq42) | 97.98 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 5577. | BananaLieutenant (bananalie... | 97.98 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 5578. | Delilah (lovedelilah) | 97.98 | 94% | 2016-08-16 |
| 5579. | H2O.intolerant (puremichigan) | 97.97 | 98% | 2019-08-25 |
| 5580. | Erinaaaa (erinaaa) | 97.97 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 5581. | 🚀 (wildreamz) | 97.97 | 99.5% | 2023-12-30 |
| 5582. | David (davidthegreat) | 97.96 | 96.7% | 2025-01-24 |
| 5583. | Oliver (guggero) | 97.96 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 5584. | saku (b1rdu) | 97.96 | 98% | 2023-10-15 |
| 5585. | Alien (half_alien) | 97.96 | 98% | 2025-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |