With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8087. | Orgalorrrrg (orgalorg) | 89.26 | 99.1% | 2024-08-24 |
| 8088. | Da_ONe (sasage_04) | 89.26 | 99% | 2025-06-28 |
| 8089. | Malvin (malleballen) | 89.26 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 8090. | Daniel (lestina) | 89.26 | 99% | 2021-12-03 |
| 8091. | crown (m_crown) | 89.26 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 8092. | onel (onel11) | 89.26 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 8093. | Detulak (subzerosoulz) | 89.26 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 8094. | Jaiman (jman08) | 89.26 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 8095. | LEntless (lentless) | 89.26 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
| 8096. | Jamil (mohamadjamil03) | 89.26 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 8097. | Alikhan (alikhan880) | 89.26 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 8098. | Kneena (hercule) | 89.25 | 91% | 2017-02-13 |
| 8099. | Gabe (gabe_looong) | 89.25 | 99% | 2022-09-28 |
| 8100. | Shashank (_shanks_) | 89.24 | 97% | 2025-03-19 |
| 8101. | Git (usernamewastaken1235) | 89.24 | 97% | 2021-06-20 |
| 8102. | putt12343 (putt12343) | 89.24 | 95.6% | 2023-09-28 |
| 8103. | Flamemike (flamemike) | 89.23 | 97% | 2024-12-12 |
| 8104. | Victor (yangmillstheory) | 89.23 | 92% | 2016-11-07 |
| 8105. | Zach (trash_monkey) | 89.23 | 94.5% | 2023-10-19 |
| 8106. | Reuben (reubensong) | 89.23 | 95% | 2021-08-18 |
| 8107. | yuvirayz (yuvirayz) | 89.23 | 98% | 2020-04-20 |
| 8108. | tobiichi3227 (protoss_3227) | 89.22 | 95.9% | 2024-11-09 |
| 8109. | Typomaster (hello_i_am_hi) | 89.22 | 98.8% | 2024-06-06 |
| 8110. | mugiwara (mugiwara1337) | 89.22 | 98.5% | 2024-11-08 |
| 8111. | ghostspirit (ghostspirit) | 89.22 | 97% | 2026-01-30 |
| 8112. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 89.22 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 8113. | m1m0 (yamadoot) | 89.21 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 8114. | (ach3ron) | 89.21 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 8115. | a (pasta3) | 89.21 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 8116. | Luka (vashakmadze_luka) | 89.20 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |