So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9522. | (barzahd) | 86.17 | 93% | 2014-01-09 |
| 9523. | Olaf (olaf) | 86.17 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 9524. | AhmedSalem (mrtempo) | 86.17 | 93% | 2016-12-30 |
| 9525. | (anson574684) | 86.16 | 98% | 2016-01-20 |
| 9526. | tstats[lordhylia] (lordhylia) | 86.16 | 96% | 2022-10-09 |
| 9527. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 86.15 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 9528. | (epicgamer6969420) | 86.15 | 99% | 2022-08-25 |
| 9529. | (random_account1) | 86.15 | 96% | 2022-06-24 |
| 9530. | (sneechyboy) | 86.15 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 9531. | Empress Irisu (empress_irisu) | 86.15 | 97.1% | 2021-02-04 |
| 9532. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 86.15 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 9533. | krishna (krishhhhna) | 86.14 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 9534. | (iluvvyou) | 86.14 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 9535. | Archie (irarchiedw) | 86.14 | 94% | 2011-07-22 |
| 9536. | Mark (veltzer) | 86.14 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 9537. | (mitchns) | 86.14 | 99% | 2019-07-10 |
| 9538. | H (allstarhit) | 86.13 | 97% | 2022-08-07 |
| 9539. | Sangwooo (swshim98) | 86.13 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 9540. | (flamebun) | 86.13 | 96% | 2020-04-13 |
| 9541. | Garotto (uselessusername) | 86.13 | 97% | 2019-07-08 |
| 9542. | Áron (junkpot) | 86.13 | 95% | 2015-08-20 |
| 9543. | (dangminhhaiitc) | 86.13 | 95% | 2012-03-17 |
| 9544. | Tom (gazi243) | 86.12 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| 9545. | Czarek (kopytko95) | 86.12 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 9546. | (wellbruh) | 86.12 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 9547. | Smuff (smuff) | 86.12 | 97.9% | 2023-10-26 |
| 9548. | aspirar (aspirar) | 86.12 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 9549. | (3xx8iycrr3xyxs2) | 86.12 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 9550. | Scan (scherzo) | 86.12 | 97% | 2013-09-03 |
| 9551. | Henrique (henriquemalta) | 86.12 | 94% | 2016-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |