The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23992. | Taylor (kryxilis) | 65.81 | 90% | 2015-11-16 |
| 23993. | JDobbss (jdobbss) | 65.80 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 23994. | Sean (cuppo) | 65.80 | 95% | 2013-12-29 |
| 23995. | Maciej (j4b0l) | 65.80 | 94% | 2014-12-09 |
| 23996. | Mike (ampedmike) | 65.80 | 95% | 2019-06-25 |
| 23997. | Al (al_gha23) | 65.80 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 23998. | scoopy (scoopyjohnson) | 65.80 | 95% | 2019-11-06 |
| 23999. | Sandeep (s2014153) | 65.80 | 97% | 2016-06-07 |
| 24000. | Thai meo (mrme0c0n) | 65.80 | 92% | 2011-11-15 |
| 24001. | Aron (aronaranda) | 65.80 | 95% | 2015-06-08 |
| 24002. | Mitchell (mitchellknapp30) | 65.79 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 24003. | Jon (jonksig) | 65.79 | 96% | 2015-03-24 |
| 24004. | Billy (super1ha1) | 65.79 | 94% | 2017-04-02 |
| 24005. | Ata (aajan) | 65.78 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 24006. | Naut38 (naut38) | 65.78 | 95% | 2021-11-13 |
| 24007. | Prefering (tregsomfaen) | 65.78 | 97% | 2015-09-26 |
| 24008. | doreHaseaa (jhtp_117) | 65.77 | 96% | 2023-08-19 |
| 24009. | Thỏ (thotet) | 65.77 | 96% | 2014-11-08 |
| 24010. | Eve (flackm) | 65.77 | 92% | 2012-04-25 |
| 24011. | Lasse Hededal (hededal) | 65.77 | 95% | 2022-01-13 |
| 24012. | Long (yulong) | 65.77 | 93% | 2012-02-17 |
| 24013. | Kevin (kevlang) | 65.76 | 94% | 2014-10-14 |
| 24014. | toe (toeknee123) | 65.76 | 94% | 2022-11-02 |
| 24015. | Demitri (tr1s) | 65.76 | 93% | 2015-08-08 |
| 24016. | Pathum (pathum) | 65.76 | 92% | 2012-03-22 |
| 24017. | Ernesto (lordernest) | 65.76 | 91% | 2017-03-10 |
| 24018. | yo (lappodis) | 65.75 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
| 24019. | Rick (ezzeh) | 65.75 | 88% | 2014-09-11 |
| 24020. | endtojunc (sook) | 65.75 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 24021. | Felix (krigarjonas) | 65.75 | 89% | 2013-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |