Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2548. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 74.85 | 97% | 2020-06-28 |
2549. | Hessi (hessijames) | 74.85 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
2550. | Craig (cshami02) | 74.83 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
2551. | C (cato_32) | 74.82 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
2552. | Nat (ngg4) | 74.82 | 96% | 2019-03-06 |
2553. | Vadim (ahot) | 74.82 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
2554. | dude (udead1) | 74.81 | 96% | 2020-07-07 |
2555. | eeya (eeya) | 74.81 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
2556. | Joseph (jofl) | 74.81 | 97% | 2019-06-18 |
2557. | Cooper (cooperlouth90) | 74.79 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
2558. | Imme (immevdb) | 74.79 | 99% | 2019-01-04 |
2559. | snakeonex (snakeone) | 74.78 | 96% | 2020-01-12 |
2560. | Juilan (feenyjr) | 74.78 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
2561. | Viet Long (kanvie) | 74.76 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
2562. | ThatLizardDude (thatlizardd... | 74.76 | 95% | 2020-10-04 |
2563. | leah (henrytheelectron) | 74.76 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
2564. | LLY (louispy) | 74.75 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
2565. | Phil (pliao39) | 74.75 | 96% | 2019-11-20 |
2566. | Flaccidbone (flaccidbone) | 74.75 | 96% | 2019-01-13 |
2567. | Jere (jerel) | 74.74 | 95% | 2020-03-03 |
2568. | Stijn (stijn725) | 74.72 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
2569. | Ronan (zzztaco) | 74.72 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
2570. | Guus (mr_leepel_) | 74.71 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
2571. | Maggie (maggals) | 74.70 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
2572. | dysprosium (dyspr0sium) | 74.70 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
2573. | (^‿^) (markz932) | 74.69 | 96% | 2020-04-07 |
2574. | Calypso (lyrarah) | 74.68 | 96% | 2018-09-03 |
2575. | Martine (martinee) | 74.67 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
2576. | lonald (lonald) | 74.66 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
2577. | Zephaniah (pandu11) | 74.65 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |