As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7865. | LPhil (philug) | 86.10 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
7866. | Tim (timcoe1) | 86.10 | 97% | 2016-01-21 |
7867. | Alexei (alexiedad) | 86.09 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
7868. | Mal (dastard_dave) | 86.09 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
7869. | Timothy (adral) | 86.09 | 98% | 2023-05-19 |
7870. | Kolya (iktm) | 86.09 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
7871. | hi (kor_kron) | 86.08 | 96% | 2017-06-11 |
7872. | tstats[fasttyper_gg1] (fast... | 86.08 | 95.4% | 2024-01-20 |
7873. | Grigory (gregkhan) | 86.07 | 96% | 2017-03-26 |
7874. | flyingfox (flyfoxing) | 86.07 | 97.9% | 2023-10-05 |
7875. | Thang (thangvu7) | 86.07 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
7876. | Pranoy (promax) | 86.07 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
7877. | roadto100avg (auxhil) | 86.06 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
7878. | TinTanSan (tintansan) | 86.06 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
7879. | Brody (loser_) | 86.06 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
7880. | Krystian (krystianmierz) | 86.06 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
7881. | sanayaa (sanayaa) | 86.05 | 96% | 2022-09-08 |
7882. | iiGibbyz (iigibbyz) | 86.05 | 96% | 2020-10-01 |
7883. | Stijn (stijnmeijssen) | 86.05 | 97% | 2022-03-21 |
7884. | Hai (haiphan) | 86.05 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
7885. | Flaccidbone (flaccidbone) | 86.05 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
7886. | Subhaan (subhaan) | 86.03 | 96% | 2023-09-10 |
7887. | slacker (theslacker) | 86.03 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
7888. | Minh (minhd203) | 86.02 | 98% | 2022-08-24 |
7889. | Josh (thicccmartian) | 86.02 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
7890. | JAPANETTO (japanetto) | 86.02 | 86% | 2016-04-07 |
7891. | Pavana (lastflowers) | 86.01 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
7892. | J (gyrsulci) | 86.01 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
7893. | Ed (enormoused) | 86.01 | 97% | 2017-12-05 |
7894. | dontquit (racequiter) | 86.01 | 97% | 2022-05-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |