I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8573. | Enormity (enormity_op) | 90.51 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 8574. | Beket (bayemirov) | 90.51 | 96% | 2020-06-27 |
| 8575. | silver (silver_w) | 90.50 | 97.2% | 2024-01-05 |
| 8576. | Evan (notrabe) | 90.50 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 8577. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 90.50 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 8578. | lunayumi (lunayumi) | 90.49 | 99% | 2025-05-10 |
| 8579. | Ella (amhaissup) | 90.49 | 98.1% | 2025-03-03 |
| 8580. | maap_yach (crstlgo09) | 90.48 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 8581. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 90.48 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 8582. | DaoRider (lowtall2006) | 90.47 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 8583. | Luquator (luquator) | 90.47 | 96.9% | 2024-12-27 |
| 8584. | Gaming (kinghenry497) | 90.47 | 95.5% | 2024-03-05 |
| 8585. | Pee Ness (thenamesjan) | 90.47 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
| 8586. | Bri (msbriyani) | 90.47 | 98% | 2022-04-29 |
| 8587. | shota.b (shotiko8) | 90.47 | 98.3% | 2024-01-19 |
| 8588. | Toms (nak56) | 90.47 | 96% | 2021-05-09 |
| 8589. | Timothy (tli450) | 90.46 | 96% | 2021-06-18 |
| 8590. | Piotr (piotr2105) | 90.46 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 8591. | Sint (sint11) | 90.46 | 98.1% | 2024-01-28 |
| 8592. | ruru (awestrike) | 90.46 | 98% | 2019-03-25 |
| 8593. | FL00D (fl00d) | 90.46 | 92% | 2017-01-28 |
| 8594. | Marsal (marsalsz) | 90.45 | 98% | 2023-08-11 |
| 8595. | Jaan (muruniiduk) | 90.45 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 8596. | Serena (pea_nut) | 90.45 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 8597. | Joshmeisterr (joshmeisterr) | 90.44 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 8598. | Shelby (typo5) | 90.44 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 8599. | masku (masku_sama) | 90.43 | 97.8% | 2023-09-30 |
| 8600. | CASPer (jerdaw) | 90.41 | 97% | 2025-09-16 |
| 8601. | Jinf931 (jinf931) | 90.41 | 95.6% | 2023-08-06 |
| 8602. | Dkoctro (dkoctro) | 90.41 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |