The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25399. | VanManh (vanmanh) | 63.50 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
| 25400. | Hassaan (hassaan3095) | 63.50 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
| 25401. | Kyu Ri (oneday_2am) | 63.50 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 25402. | Åsmund (sannsynlighet) | 63.49 | 95% | 2021-04-25 |
| 25403. | weasel (dislocatedleg) | 63.49 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 25404. | Chris (chrisdelano) | 63.49 | 94% | 2017-06-30 |
| 25405. | Donkquixote (donkquixote) | 63.49 | 95% | 2016-08-12 |
| 25406. | Speed (catchup) | 63.49 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 25407. | Max (madmax89) | 63.48 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 25408. | Gail (gailtaylor19) | 63.48 | 97% | 2020-04-07 |
| 25409. | Nabil (nabil_lam) | 63.48 | 98.3% | 2023-09-30 |
| 25410. | pan_kamcio (pan_kamilek) | 63.48 | 96% | 2023-08-05 |
| 25411. | Vivek (vivek123) | 63.48 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
| 25412. | Matt (mtype123) | 63.48 | 94% | 2011-09-18 |
| 25413. | Mostafa (mostafa_daabis) | 63.48 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 25414. | TimApple (dualofdualisprimal) | 63.48 | 94% | 2015-04-06 |
| 25415. | Halo (hxlox) | 63.47 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 25416. | Aaron (jab_rx) | 63.47 | 94% | 2019-12-22 |
| 25417. | Fjalar (fjantom) | 63.47 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 25418. | Xenith (t0006234g) | 63.47 | 95% | 2018-12-30 |
| 25419. | akhilesh (akhls) | 63.47 | 94% | 2015-07-27 |
| 25420. | klerigado (klerigado) | 63.47 | 97% | 2017-07-09 |
| 25421. | Hampton (frozeninthesnow) | 63.46 | 93% | 2016-02-02 |
| 25422. | cherry (cherryyuk) | 63.46 | 94% | 2011-10-21 |
| 25423. | Robin (zynax) | 63.46 | 91% | 2012-10-04 |
| 25424. | Vagabond (omonbobo) | 63.46 | 94% | 2011-07-24 |
| 25425. | Karlis (tmtx) | 63.46 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 25426. | Meriial (meriial) | 63.46 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| 25427. | Joshua (vershua) | 63.45 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
| 25428. | zack (zack14) | 63.45 | 98% | 2011-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |