If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10423. | Logan (fudge500) | 93.56 | 96% | 2021-07-09 |
| 10424. | Jerico (kambumbum) | 93.56 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 10425. | Aaron (aaronwei03) | 93.56 | 97% | 2025-06-15 |
| 10426. | b (bonkadonks) | 93.56 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 10427. | EJ (clarencedc) | 93.56 | 99% | 2020-12-25 |
| 10428. | aaron (naruto2141) | 93.56 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 10429. | Kioyoh (kioyoh) | 93.56 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
| 10430. | kraken (pronto1) | 93.55 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 10431. | HEAD (head_hunter) | 93.55 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 10432. | Erfan (erfan_hedayati) | 93.55 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 10433. | Dim (workahol1c) | 93.55 | 96.7% | 2024-06-28 |
| 10434. | Sluggish (am14ne) | 93.54 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 10435. | Nick (1chompy_) | 93.54 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 10436. | James (jamesnar) | 93.53 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 10437. | John (linkstart15) | 93.53 | 96.5% | 2025-01-06 |
| 10438. | Domojestic (domojestic) | 93.53 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 10439. | FixioMG (fixio) | 93.52 | 99.1% | 2024-09-11 |
| 10440. | Erick (smittywerben) | 93.52 | 97.9% | 2023-07-01 |
| 10441. | girl love my finger (chris_... | 93.51 | 95.9% | 2023-07-19 |
| 10442. | Dylan (dolans) | 93.51 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 10443. | Jamey (poachedspinach) | 93.51 | 99% | 2020-08-22 |
| 10444. | O R I G I N A L ! (original... | 93.51 | 100% | 2018-01-27 |
| 10445. | Nathaniel (natnnat) | 93.50 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 10446. | ahmad (reasonistian) | 93.50 | 97% | 2020-04-08 |
| 10447. | Alex (vietoris) | 93.49 | 97% | 2025-10-05 |
| 10448. | Andres (andresitotsestoshowa) | 93.49 | 99% | 2022-08-15 |
| 10449. | Dan (danmarculet) | 93.49 | 98% | 2020-06-25 |
| 10450. | red (redcrimson24) | 93.48 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 10451. | Davit (sonofar) | 93.48 | 97% | 2022-11-13 |
| 10452. | Joe (rookiecookie1) | 93.48 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |