So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15599. | (hobbitgirl123) | 75.02 | 93% | 2015-06-05 |
| 15600. | (rhastamaniak) | 75.02 | 91% | 2015-12-27 |
| 15601. | Mettiiiinnnn (jiyan) | 75.02 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 15602. | (cakac) | 75.02 | 95% | 2013-12-17 |
| 15603. | (riteshambastha) | 75.01 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| 15604. | (apathyy) | 75.01 | 96% | 2021-09-30 |
| 15605. | (fucboi) | 75.01 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 15606. | (haidanghoang193) | 75.01 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 15607. | Fusion Fusion (fusion035) | 75.01 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 15608. | Frederick (liquidfyre) | 75.01 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 15609. | (luvsanimals2) | 75.01 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 15610. | Will (sinnful43) | 75.01 | 94% | 2014-07-13 |
| 15611. | jep (jepbdeguzman) | 75.01 | 96% | 2015-03-06 |
| 15612. | (dark7torm) | 75.00 | 96% | 2018-06-07 |
| 15613. | (zaq811) | 75.00 | 97% | 2018-11-12 |
| 15614. | (kthrynklly) | 75.00 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 15615. | slim (fivefour) | 74.99 | 89% | 2015-12-25 |
| 15616. | (matti37238) | 74.99 | 99% | 2018-07-03 |
| 15617. | (vyas_123) | 74.99 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 15618. | (leasadrew) | 74.99 | 90% | 2013-07-09 |
| 15619. | (kiruha87) | 74.99 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 15620. | (shimmerz) | 74.98 | — | 2010-07-01 |
| 15621. | (marcus_aurelius) | 74.98 | 95% | 2017-08-22 |
| 15622. | (asewze) | 74.98 | 95% | 2020-08-17 |
| 15623. | (neosmith) | 74.98 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 15624. | (vulinhban) | 74.97 | 95% | 2015-03-07 |
| 15625. | Almighty (almightysosaakatu... | 74.96 | 95.2% | 2021-02-25 |
| 15626. | Andrew (rentor) | 74.96 | 95% | 2015-12-07 |
| 15627. | Michael (dr_fingers) | 74.96 | 96.4% | 2023-07-05 |
| 15628. | (mypettoad) | 74.96 | 97.5% | 2023-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |