The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9875. | Matt (versace) | 101.18 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 9876. | Fict (fict) | 101.18 | 98% | 2015-03-19 |
| 9877. | カツ丼 (katsudon) | 101.17 | 89% | 2017-02-11 |
| 9878. | Marc (maarcabiaad) | 101.17 | 99% | 2022-07-20 |
| 9879. | pansui (pansui_zeliang) | 101.17 | 97% | 2012-09-03 |
| 9880. | Aubrey (thebeatles1) | 101.17 | 88% | 2014-05-02 |
| 9881. | Stea (fracticals) | 101.16 | 98% | 2019-01-20 |
| 9882. | Adam (adamsyaq) | 101.16 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 9883. | david (digger514) | 101.16 | 98% | 2012-06-05 |
| 9884. | Ronnie (censeo) | 101.16 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 9885. | Kojiro (its_kojiro) | 101.15 | 99% | 2023-04-20 |
| 9886. | Nils (nilsrudberg) | 101.15 | 95.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 9887. | Fastest Taiwanese Alive (fe... | 101.15 | 90% | 2011-12-06 |
| 9888. | J (coughee) | 101.15 | 98% | 2017-09-20 |
| 9889. | . (blue_eyed_boy) | 101.15 | 95% | 2015-06-30 |
| 9890. | n0thing (kenr00t) | 101.14 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 9891. | Stav (cowmilker) | 101.13 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
| 9892. | Waffle (zoobloik) | 101.13 | 100% | 2017-08-18 |
| 9893. | jazzduck (jazzduck) | 101.13 | 99% | 2020-07-24 |
| 9894. | Matthew (mjthekandyman) | 101.13 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 9895. | Nathan (slowtyping) | 101.13 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 9896. | Navid (shotcalller9) | 101.13 | 97% | 2011-09-10 |
| 9897. | callum (changetowumbo) | 101.13 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 9898. | A (five_a) | 101.13 | 96% | 2014-10-06 |
| 9899. | Mark (anoob) | 101.12 | 96% | 2011-11-17 |
| 9900. | Brian (phib0nacc1) | 101.12 | 96% | 2011-07-08 |
| 9901. | Scott (glorfindel1976) | 101.12 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 9902. | Aiden (xstrifle) | 101.11 | 98% | 2020-04-07 |
| 9903. | Triloluc (triloluc) | 101.11 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 9904. | George (glenzny) | 101.11 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |