So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7390. | Anthony (murlockholmes) | 92.00 | 99% | 2018-10-25 |
| 7391. | Abizer (abizern) | 91.99 | 99% | 2021-06-29 |
| 7392. | MR. HARDLY EVER (superrare) | 91.99 | 99% | 2017-09-16 |
| 7393. | ReMeDaY (remeday) | 91.98 | 97% | 2014-09-24 |
| 7394. | Gerard (ultimagnusv2) | 91.98 | 96% | 2021-07-09 |
| 7395. | Regen (konpa) | 91.98 | 97% | 2013-01-24 |
| 7396. | Everett (everett_esparza) | 91.98 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 7397. | shota.b (shotiko8) | 91.97 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| 7398. | José Ricardo (programadorbq) | 91.96 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 7399. | tutnek (tutnek) | 91.96 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 7400. | Jessica (jessicadooper) | 91.96 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 7401. | micorazon (pajahify) | 91.96 | 99% | 2015-11-05 |
| 7402. | Adrian (deathelemyx) | 91.96 | 92% | 2011-11-01 |
| 7403. | Johnny (ouzelum) | 91.96 | 99% | 2013-10-24 |
| 7404. | Thengil (thengil) | 91.95 | 98% | 2019-01-20 |
| 7405. | F.T. (ft404) | 91.95 | 98% | 2014-10-05 |
| 7406. | Rowland (eagles123) | 91.94 | 94% | 2016-01-23 |
| 7407. | Andrés (_andresf) | 91.94 | 95% | 2019-07-16 |
| 7408. | Henry (barihenry) | 91.94 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 7409. | TacoWaco (mrspork) | 91.94 | 99% | 2021-05-18 |
| 7410. | A (five_a) | 91.94 | 95% | 2014-11-14 |
| 7411. | Noam (tsnoam) | 91.94 | 98% | 2015-05-27 |
| 7412. | Brian (oxydox) | 91.93 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 7413. | Kel (keladryb) | 91.93 | 98% | 2012-06-08 |
| 7414. | rngy (rngyy) | 91.93 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 7415. | taro (taro_curly) | 91.91 | 98% | 2016-06-11 |
| 7416. | Anthony (gogo55) | 91.91 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 7417. | Akribane (aaakribane131) | 91.90 | 97.5% | 2023-09-20 |
| 7418. | Spring (rabeeh97) | 91.90 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 7419. | Ryan (joeyryan453) | 91.90 | 98% | 2016-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |