And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10612. | william (wimbi) | 96.60 | 89% | 2017-05-17 |
| 10613. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (caliskimmer) | 96.60 | 98% | 2011-05-30 |
| 10614. | Kevin (k97513) | 96.60 | 95% | 2016-07-08 |
| 10615. | swagzter (slurpman) | 96.59 | 93% | 2016-01-29 |
| 10616. | Joshua (joshuawkj) | 96.59 | 95% | 2013-11-21 |
| 10617. | Brian (skipmasterb) | 96.59 | 95% | 2014-03-16 |
| 10618. | ChocoChip (chocochip01) | 96.59 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 10619. | - (airplane100) | 96.59 | 91% | 2015-04-20 |
| 10620. | Klaüs (fangske) | 96.58 | 95% | 2017-04-14 |
| 10621. | Ivan (ivannechaiev) | 96.58 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 10622. | D (waldenman) | 96.58 | — | 2009-08-22 |
| 10623. | James (reconsnipes) | 96.58 | 92% | 2016-09-08 |
| 10624. | Jared (titanium_tendons) | 96.58 | 98% | 2020-04-22 |
| 10625. | Vanilo (vanilo) | 96.58 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
| 10626. | Mazhar Andalib (mazharandalib) | 96.58 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
| 10627. | Colin (vondazel1) | 96.58 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
| 10628. | Ramon (jick_wipe) | 96.57 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
| 10629. | J (fisterfight) | 96.57 | 96% | 2014-03-04 |
| 10630. | Joe (superpie94) | 96.57 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| 10631. | Chris (faithisfear) | 96.57 | 95% | 2011-08-24 |
| 10632. | Long (bizkidngo) | 96.57 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 10633. | Lachlan (toomenvy) | 96.57 | 93% | 2016-09-24 |
| 10634. | daniel (dpainter) | 96.57 | 99% | 2021-02-22 |
| 10635. | rocky (rockycabaero) | 96.56 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 10636. | Emanuel (emanuelschlake) | 96.56 | 96% | 2016-09-06 |
| 10637. | Noman (khan_noman14) | 96.56 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 10638. | Nanashi (nanasheen) | 96.56 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 10639. | Devan (devan) | 96.55 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 10640. | Stephen (sgt5d123) | 96.55 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10641. | jeremy_bearimy (jeremy_bear... | 96.55 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |