The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35957. | bob (kaukouit) | 57.28 | 96% | 2018-01-06 |
| 35958. | Jeff (jeffgoal2004) | 57.28 | 95% | 2019-08-28 |
| 35959. | Hannah (_hannahxr) | 57.28 | 95% | 2019-01-19 |
| 35960. | Bennu (enna_mercy) | 57.28 | 95% | 2020-12-13 |
| 35961. | humm (humm) | 57.28 | — | 2010-11-20 |
| 35962. | Rj (arjitsx) | 57.28 | 95% | 2018-03-23 |
| 35963. | phil (phil1) | 57.28 | 93% | 2012-12-10 |
| 35964. | Edward (edwardchen) | 57.27 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 35965. | Ro (rogeo) | 57.27 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
| 35966. | Robert (that_oogley_kid) | 57.27 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
| 35967. | Temirlan (teamskiy) | 57.26 | 88% | 2017-05-07 |
| 35968. | Henry (henrysimon) | 57.26 | 91% | 2014-06-28 |
| 35969. | Pokemon (pokemonkillr) | 57.25 | 94% | 2021-01-13 |
| 35970. | Dejan (paranoid112122) | 57.25 | 93% | 2022-01-17 |
| 35971. | gustovthegreat (gustovthegr... | 57.25 | 92% | 2012-12-29 |
| 35972. | Elvin (elvin1990) | 57.25 | 94% | 2016-05-03 |
| 35973. | majid (majidabbas7301) | 57.24 | 91% | 2016-07-22 |
| 35974. | fishmanbmt (fishmanbmt) | 57.24 | 95% | 2017-04-15 |
| 35975. | Abhi (abhifinisher) | 57.23 | 95% | 2023-02-12 |
| 35976. | Manuel (manuelsandoya) | 57.23 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 35977. | Ivan (ventilator) | 57.23 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 35978. | MI (misabic) | 57.23 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 35979. | nikelaos (nikelaos) | 57.23 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 35980. | cliff (cahard) | 57.23 | 96% | 2013-08-15 |
| 35981. | Mert (manhiac32) | 57.23 | 94% | 2014-09-21 |
| 35982. | ゆず (yuzu) | 57.23 | 94% | 2013-06-20 |
| 35983. | Pramesh (pramesh94) | 57.23 | 90% | 2014-05-28 |
| 35984. | Mykie Sixx (mykiesixx) | 57.23 | 91% | 2013-05-26 |
| 35985. | qwerty (qwertyuiop1712) | 57.22 | 95% | 2023-03-08 |
| 35986. | Joel (leoijii) | 57.22 | 93% | 2020-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |