The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13452. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 82.51 | 97.2% | 2023-10-06 |
| 13453. | Doomguy (vader_) | 82.51 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 13454. | FREE Palestine (stilllobste... | 82.51 | 96% | 2023-06-17 |
| 13455. | Nick (lovedanathema) | 82.51 | 92% | 2014-05-08 |
| 13456. | Emmanuel (esamics) | 82.50 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| 13457. | Chad (chad87) | 82.50 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 13458. | Steven (rolly5019) | 82.50 | 94% | 2016-12-22 |
| 13459. | Lesson (lesson21) | 82.50 | 95% | 2015-04-30 |
| 13460. | Mrs Robinson (mrs_robinson123) | 82.50 | 95% | 2017-04-23 |
| 13461. | Bill (jhstory) | 82.50 | 94% | 2013-04-11 |
| 13462. | jeighvan (wompteropus) | 82.49 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 13463. | Marcos (aries569) | 82.49 | 96% | 2012-04-08 |
| 13464. | Maxim (joost420) | 82.49 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
| 13465. | Michael (cheesyfluff) | 82.49 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 13466. | M (virgofenix) | 82.49 | 97% | 2012-09-08 |
| 13467. | m (imtiaz) | 82.49 | 90% | 2014-10-17 |
| 13468. | Luigi (fiscario) | 82.48 | 95% | 2021-09-21 |
| 13469. | Kenshiro (toxicated) | 82.48 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 13470. | ❄️ Elsa (herovax) | 82.48 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 13471. | Mary (rebel_queen) | 82.48 | 89% | 2013-01-23 |
| 13472. | naaner (naaner) | 82.48 | 98% | 2012-02-02 |
| 13473. | mitul (mitulrokz) | 82.48 | 94% | 2017-04-11 |
| 13474. | Kai (leetype) | 82.47 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 13475. | Atiyo (atiyo) | 82.47 | 98% | 2016-02-06 |
| 13476. | I once bought a jackass and... | 82.46 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 13477. | Albert (certikbertik) | 82.46 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 13478. | Aarni (aarnib) | 82.46 | 96% | 2022-02-14 |
| 13479. | Saad (memon2saad) | 82.46 | 95% | 2017-11-25 |
| 13480. | lamal (lamal) | 82.46 | 93% | 2011-06-15 |
| 13481. | Alvro (alvro) | 82.45 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |