The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25360. | Roland (nemvagyokolyangyors) | 63.70 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 25361. | Ellie (daphne2) | 63.70 | 93% | 2016-12-01 |
| 25362. | Sertschi (sertschi) | 63.69 | 85% | 2013-04-07 |
| 25363. | Pranshu (loosersuper) | 63.69 | 94.7% | 2023-08-16 |
| 25364. | Toko (xisderr) | 63.69 | 95.5% | 2023-05-22 |
| 25365. | Naor (naorcotev) | 63.69 | 95% | 2022-04-23 |
| 25366. | Sharknado (nalex1122) | 63.69 | 90% | 2014-09-04 |
| 25367. | chin (chingia) | 63.69 | 98% | 2012-04-12 |
| 25368. | liz (pancakegirl) | 63.69 | 87% | 2012-07-06 |
| 25369. | Tsogtbayar (tsogtbayarbox) | 63.69 | 94% | 2016-01-02 |
| 25370. | Chester (flexmaster3000) | 63.69 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
| 25371. | cippuda (cippuda) | 63.68 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 25372. | BamiBoy (bamiboy) | 63.68 | 92% | 2014-01-24 |
| 25373. | gaddiel (gaddiel) | 63.68 | 95% | 2012-09-04 |
| 25374. | Christy (christy) | 63.68 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 25375. | fapping typist (fappingtypist) | 63.67 | 92% | 2015-08-21 |
| 25376. | Bennett (bnnttnwhk) | 63.66 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 25377. | Scott (ss1088) | 63.66 | 96% | 2017-05-13 |
| 25378. | samier (samier) | 63.66 | 95% | 2012-05-21 |
| 25379. | Fairfac (firezuko) | 63.66 | 98% | 2013-05-30 |
| 25380. | Charbel (ckeyrouz) | 63.66 | 95% | 2013-07-24 |
| 25381. | Guillermo Federico (fcarrilao) | 63.65 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 25382. | Tiffany (potatosmeller) | 63.65 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 25383. | kairy (kheireddine) | 63.65 | 96% | 2013-07-16 |
| 25384. | Son (ason) | 63.65 | 96% | 2012-02-11 |
| 25385. | astroLion (astrolion) | 63.65 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 25386. | oskar (oskar86) | 63.65 | 86% | 2014-09-23 |
| 25387. | alger (decide) | 63.65 | 94% | 2013-01-06 |
| 25388. | Arshad Zargar (arshadzargar) | 63.64 | 98% | 2020-07-17 |
| 25389. | Chris (fearthedeep) | 63.64 | 95% | 2017-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |