So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23876. | (tclancy) | 61.74 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 23877. | Yaaaaboi (yaboiiiiiiiiiii) | 61.73 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 23878. | (ryoshue26) | 61.73 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 23879. | (davidenl) | 61.73 | 91% | 2012-10-25 |
| 23880. | (tofu) | 61.73 | — | 2009-01-08 |
| 23881. | (1pavanb) | 61.72 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 23882. | Na (nazarek) | 61.72 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 23883. | Lean (myasiansenpai) | 61.71 | 95% | 2017-12-14 |
| 23884. | MajesticBudder (majesticbud... | 61.71 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 23885. | Ken (kenh) | 61.71 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 23886. | Alstr (alstr) | 61.71 | 95% | 2019-07-18 |
| 23887. | Hamodi (geskianistic) | 61.71 | 90% | 2014-12-03 |
| 23888. | Ignas (s3i4) | 61.71 | 93% | 2017-02-11 |
| 23889. | HanLuu (hanluunguyen) | 61.71 | 96% | 2012-02-12 |
| 23890. | (norami_) | 61.70 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
| 23891. | Milan (popovich) | 61.70 | 93% | 2014-12-23 |
| 23892. | Blaž (drevesar) | 61.69 | 99% | 2022-10-22 |
| 23893. | zoom (zoomstar) | 61.69 | 99% | 2022-10-07 |
| 23894. | (laurinkone) | 61.69 | 94% | 2013-10-24 |
| 23895. | (louise25uk88) | 61.69 | 91% | 2013-10-14 |
| 23896. | (xeno) | 61.69 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 23897. | (firezuko) | 61.69 | 95% | 2012-01-02 |
| 23898. | (briank2025) | 61.69 | 94% | 2011-12-16 |
| 23899. | (chamrouenkit) | 61.68 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 23900. | Amatur Rahman (rimurutempes... | 61.68 | 94% | 2021-04-20 |
| 23901. | (jerry_wu) | 61.68 | 97% | 2017-10-29 |
| 23902. | (donaldson906) | 61.68 | 95% | 2011-09-03 |
| 23903. | (chad111) | 61.68 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 23904. | (iliyati) | 61.67 | 95% | 2022-06-24 |
| 23905. | (tgamer7700) | 61.67 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |