So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7619. | training hard (slj111) | 91.17 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 7620. | Febri Rezpector (febri11ita) | 91.17 | 99% | 2015-12-21 |
| 7621. | Mattie (mattieshoes) | 91.17 | 97% | 2016-02-19 |
| 7622. | delia (deliaaure@gmail.com) | 91.17 | 95% | 2012-04-26 |
| 7623. | Trevor (trevor) | 91.17 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 7624. | Chimera (chimera) | 91.17 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 7625. | noint (noint) | 91.16 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 7626. | Fedwig (fedwig) | 91.16 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 7627. | Antony (antonleghost) | 91.16 | 99% | 2022-08-10 |
| 7628. | HailNoGlory (cherryopolis) | 91.16 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 7629. | Tewtadle (tewtadledesktop) | 91.16 | 95% | 2022-02-08 |
| 7630. | Karl (relentlesstyper) | 91.16 | 99% | 2022-04-10 |
| 7631. | Dani (andtheysaidspeaknow) | 91.16 | 92% | 2012-08-01 |
| 7632. | Mad (georgadawg) | 91.16 | 97% | 2011-05-24 |
| 7633. | Wszxvq (wszxvq) | 91.16 | 94% | 2017-03-24 |
| 7634. | Jeremy (jay_racer) | 91.16 | 95% | 2013-11-23 |
| 7635. | Seth (sdun) | 91.15 | 99% | 2019-09-07 |
| 7636. | Wusien (wusien) | 91.15 | 98.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 7637. | Henry (hjg8) | 91.15 | 93% | 2014-10-31 |
| 7638. | Luke (bob500953) | 91.15 | 98% | 2013-09-04 |
| 7639. | Philipp (firephil) | 91.15 | — | 2009-05-24 |
| 7640. | dudududu (er132er) | 91.15 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
| 7641. | gabe (gabeeeeee) | 91.14 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 7642. | anon (sakraycore) | 91.13 | 94% | 2013-04-30 |
| 7643. | J0hn (johnjonez23) | 91.13 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
| 7644. | a (captainslow) | 91.13 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 7645. | Khastro (peterakd) | 91.13 | 95% | 2017-01-03 |
| 7646. | Tolu (epictolu) | 91.13 | 99% | 2013-05-17 |
| 7647. | Darius (shvco) | 91.12 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 7648. | Srishti (mssrishti) | 91.12 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |