Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4175. | procrastinating (sticknleaf) | 94.77 | 96% | 2025-07-13 |
| 4176. | Faileby (faileby) | 94.77 | 98.4% | 2023-12-23 |
| 4177. | Korey (korizmo) | 94.77 | 98% | 2017-08-31 |
| 4178. | Aslery (aslery) | 94.76 | 96.9% | 2024-05-16 |
| 4179. | GoddammitKrr (thelongkrr) | 94.76 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 4180. | n8 (slacker00) | 94.75 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 4181. | Pabst (pabst) | 94.75 | 95% | 2019-09-22 |
| 4182. | Tejas (tejas2351) | 94.74 | 100% | 2023-02-08 |
| 4183. | Austin (therobotmaker) | 94.73 | 99% | 2017-09-17 |
| 4184. | Emfrald (emfrald) | 94.73 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 4185. | tstats[depsy] (depsy) | 94.72 | 97.7% | 2024-05-21 |
| 4186. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 94.72 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
| 4187. | Steven (stevie03) | 94.71 | 96% | 2025-10-13 |
| 4188. | Viktor (knifenoob) | 94.71 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
| 4189. | Oliver (oliver_nw) | 94.71 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
| 4190. | dean (geedud2) | 94.70 | 98% | 2018-12-16 |
| 4191. | Fabian (arthurnaibaf) | 94.69 | 96.1% | 2025-04-25 |
| 4192. | Constantijn (fireline) | 94.69 | 99% | 2022-04-13 |
| 4193. | ammar (ammar_31) | 94.69 | 96.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 4194. | Tariq (taekwz) | 94.69 | 96.7% | 2023-12-11 |
| 4195. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 94.69 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
| 4196. | Big Flecks (_ndrxw) | 94.68 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 4197. | John (seaofnonsense) | 94.68 | 99% | 2021-07-31 |
| 4198. | Lorenz (lorenzvc) | 94.68 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 4199. | Xzereath (xzereath) | 94.67 | 98% | 2021-10-22 |
| 4200. | AlbanianPride55 (pino1101) | 94.66 | 98% | 2026-04-18 |
| 4201. | Z (zidan119) | 94.66 | 96.8% | 2025-01-24 |
| 4202. | William (willwin4sure) | 94.66 | 97% | 2018-06-22 |
| 4203. | Kevin (kevinater1) | 94.66 | 99% | 2018-11-25 |
| 4204. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 94.66 | 98.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |