And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35982. | Nam (namnq) | 50.78 | — | 2010-02-03 |
| 35983. | ... micah ... (mica09) | 50.77 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 35984. | Yana (yanabanana) | 50.77 | 95% | 2011-11-29 |
| 35985. | Zhangir (jan1k) | 50.76 | 94% | 2017-08-20 |
| 35986. | nam7v3 (nam7v3) | 50.76 | 94% | 2023-10-02 |
| 35987. | maggie (maggie2708) | 50.75 | 90% | 2011-05-09 |
| 35988. | A (melori) | 50.75 | 95.2% | 2021-02-06 |
| 35989. | Norrie (lawrencium) | 50.75 | 95% | 2018-12-20 |
| 35990. | can (hacciede) | 50.75 | — | 2010-12-08 |
| 35991. | Tom (killermoobs) | 50.75 | 93% | 2016-05-10 |
| 35992. | ismail (anosolu) | 50.75 | 94% | 2012-03-10 |
| 35993. | Grimmy (grimmy27) | 50.74 | 95% | 2019-07-05 |
| 35994. | ruby (rubyr) | 50.74 | 92% | 2021-04-16 |
| 35995. | Jayant (jayantjpr) | 50.74 | 94% | 2015-10-14 |
| 35996. | denis (denisirawan) | 50.74 | 88% | 2015-06-22 |
| 35997. | parkour (parkour) | 50.74 | — | 2008-08-08 |
| 35998. | crewx123 (crewx123) | 50.73 | 95% | 2023-07-01 |
| 35999. | FireHydra (firehydra) | 50.73 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 36000. | akash_mzp (akash04mzp) | 50.72 | 95% | 2022-12-05 |
| 36001. | johar (ibbejohar) | 50.72 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 36002. | Masquerade (masq_uerade) | 50.72 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 36003. | Tin-Yi (thesecret) | 50.72 | 96% | 2012-05-13 |
| 36004. | Tablecloth (facejj) | 50.71 | 94% | 2017-05-15 |
| 36005. | Alejandro (idrewenc) | 50.71 | 97% | 2018-11-04 |
| 36006. | Nicu (nicuyay) | 50.71 | 93% | 2020-05-21 |
| 36007. | Akash (akashpatel20) | 50.71 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
| 36008. | Gil Mark (roboraptor2011) | 50.71 | 93% | 2011-11-07 |
| 36009. | Neemita (minti) | 50.70 | 89% | 2014-01-23 |
| 36010. | Lucifer (lucifer04) | 50.70 | 93% | 2019-04-16 |
| 36011. | son (sonnguyenit04) | 50.70 | 98% | 2013-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |