See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5968. | Buuw (buuw) | 95.39 | 97% | 2025-06-29 |
| 5969. | Laura (luckybishop) | 95.39 | 99% | 2019-12-31 |
| 5970. | Dixie (zanarkind) | 95.38 | 97.7% | 2023-11-20 |
| 5971. | Haedyn (rekx_z) | 95.38 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
| 5972. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 95.38 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
| 5973. | Jawed (cenachaingang) | 95.37 | 96.3% | 2024-03-25 |
| 5974. | joshy0928 (joshy0928) | 95.36 | 95% | 2021-09-08 |
| 5975. | JuXu (juxu693) | 95.36 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 5976. | Jack (raspyspartan) | 95.36 | 98.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| 5977. | Adam (aeoff72) | 95.35 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 5978. | Christopher (chrinaldi) | 95.35 | 96% | 2020-04-07 |
| 5979. | BulaCoola (bulacoola) | 95.35 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
| 5980. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 95.35 | 97.3% | 2023-07-19 |
| 5981. | balls (faygodreams) | 95.35 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 5982. | Ari (arianamalley) | 95.34 | 99.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 5983. | Hunter (hvnter) | 95.34 | 96% | 2019-11-18 |
| 5984. | Dimitar (dimitard) | 95.33 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 5985. | Joseph (fireguy1920) | 95.33 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 5986. | Lil Mama (ckennedy07) | 95.33 | 99% | 2021-11-28 |
| 5987. | Shashank (shashu1509) | 95.32 | 97.4% | 2023-12-29 |
| 5988. | NCSnyda (ncsnyda) | 95.32 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 5989. | qwe (azeem838) | 95.31 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 5990. | Vladimir (nolmegar) | 95.31 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 5991. | Chroma (chroma_aus) | 95.30 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 5992. | Jeoff (7dollarburrito) | 95.30 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 5993. | Aery (anubhav_aery) | 95.30 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 5994. | pyco (pyco) | 95.29 | 95.8% | 2023-10-10 |
| 5995. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 95.29 | 100% | 2022-02-20 |
| 5996. | Ludxy (ludxy) | 95.29 | 96.1% | 2024-08-19 |
| 5997. | fried_tofu (fried_tofu) | 95.28 | 98% | 2024-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |