So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13015. | dohchuk (dohchuk) | 79.83 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
| 13016. | Stay (stayscaffolded) | 79.82 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
| 13017. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 79.82 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 13018. | asdf (jplow1) | 79.82 | 96% | 2011-06-28 |
| 13019. | Roodoe (roodoe) | 79.82 | 91% | 2013-03-21 |
| 13020. | Tessa (tlw34) | 79.82 | 92% | 2011-07-22 |
| 13021. | Carl (fullcircle360) | 79.82 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 13022. | Colin (facestab) | 79.82 | 97% | 2019-05-29 |
| 13023. | Brett (pinkepank) | 79.81 | 93% | 2015-10-29 |
| 13024. | Mausam (the_witcher) | 79.81 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 13025. | Endymion (so_sleepy) | 79.81 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 13026. | Vandrick (vandrick) | 79.81 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
| 13027. | Clark (mr_wayne) | 79.81 | 97% | 2013-12-31 |
| 13028. | FocusToImprove (wpm250) | 79.81 | 98% | 2012-07-15 |
| 13029. | little (littleruiness) | 79.81 | 94% | 2015-10-20 |
| 13030. | Jonathan (birakira) | 79.81 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 13031. | Chris (nihilophobe) | 79.80 | 94% | 2014-09-15 |
| 13032. | Kash79 (kashyap79) | 79.80 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 13033. | Daniel (reachingthetop) | 79.80 | 97.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| 13034. | qwerty (jowk) | 79.80 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| 13035. | Monkey (firefalcon445) | 79.80 | 95% | 2019-02-07 |
| 13036. | Honore (bigzeek3) | 79.80 | 98% | 2014-09-29 |
| 13037. | James (snowfxz) | 79.80 | 94% | 2011-10-04 |
| 13038. | Ronald (ron777) | 79.80 | 97% | 2018-06-21 |
| 13039. | Yanik (yankolo) | 79.80 | 97% | 2014-09-14 |
| 13040. | Alec (alecgoransson) | 79.79 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 13041. | Shaggy (shaggy_willem) | 79.79 | 94% | 2021-12-08 |
| 13042. | Rex (krellsta) | 79.79 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 13043. | Mads (madshasager) | 79.79 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 13044. | The (speed0meter) | 79.78 | 92% | 2014-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |